Kyle Soukup

UW-Milwaukee English & Political Science graduate. Freelance writer. Beverage Specialist: Craft Beer, French Wine, SURGE

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@packers 🤣💀

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@JJLahey Read a peer-reviewed article?

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@AaronNagler This one is available in all the plus sizes Packer fans need

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@DiscountLiqMilw Boom chica

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@TomBrady been to the #SuperBowl more times than I've been to Panera. @panera

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Just ask @FLOTUS how to bleach your asshole and you should have a speedy recovery, shitbag.

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@Brewers @MLB Brent Suter needs to be mic'd up EVERY SINGLE GAME he does not start. It's settled.

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@tacobell can you pretty pretty please explain to me WHY THE HELL YOU GOT RID OF THE VOLCANO MENU, R U INSANE?!?!

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@TreeHouseBrewCo Skipping 69? Seriously?

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@EvanMcMullin You're insane of you think Trump and Bernie are equivalent. Wake up. And I'm even in the Bernie camp.

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@bartolottas @lakeparkbistro
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@CNBC @CNBCMakeIt Lmao

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@gtconway3d you need to divorce your complicit wife she's a disgraceful mouthpiece

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The president calls them the enemy of the people. @TIME calls them Person of the Year https://t.co/WVkGnIsXK7

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@ashtonbirdie This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

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@senatemajldr Are you stupid or drunk?

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@FOXSports I can watch this strikeout on repeat all offseason! ❤⚾️ @RedSox @Dodgers #mannyonhisknees #dirtballmachado #WorldSeries

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@Brewers Aaaannd cracked.

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@Brewers What a choke job and horrible bullpen management

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@LanaRhoades I mean, yeah, she's probably salty. But then she probably thinks to herself "meh, this is the 10,000,000th guy in history that was thinking with his dick, and get's over it.