so after like 8 tries at killing the ferelden frostback in the hinterlands, I finally killed it and then got a new quest telling me to kill TEN DRAGONS!? TEN OF THE FUCKERS??????????
got attacked by a bunch of boar. whilst fighting the boar, a group of bandits walked down the road, spotted me, and joined in. whilst fighting the boar and the bandits, a pack of wolves showed up. jesus fucking christ can coen's milkshake stop bringing people to his damn yard
okay so this is kind of embarrassing but uh. I’m not actually a paladin. I have no idea how to cast lay on hands I’ve just been rubbing your shoulders and for some reason that seems to be making you feel better