Kris

Outdoorsmith and lover of food.

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

90s Simpsons fans feel the pain.

[Kris @kstephansson]

I know Schwartz’s is the more popular, but Bens had its own thing going on and I think I actually preferred it. That sauce was amazing!

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

Bens smoked meat in Montreal in 1985

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki Pick me coach I’m good to play.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@16bitnostalgia CRTs had nothing on the DS.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki @TJBerry “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ”

"Hasta la vista, baby"

“A Shrubbery!”

“That belongs in a museum!”

"Roads? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads."

“No, I am your father.”

I mean I can go on for a long time here…

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki I am actually on board with doing this to preserve the building if it is the only way. Like the No. 1 Firehall in Calgary that is a now a Budget rent a car. Inside they even have a few plaques with info on the building history and some old pictures.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki Game: Please find Zelda Link!

Me: Hang tight, just going to build a machine to launch a Korok into low earth orbit so he can get back to his buddy. Also I am feeding a dog apples plus I saw a tree over there that looks neat.

Game: Cool, will hang tight until you get back.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@Lord_Arse He was apparently also 1074 years old.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@glengreer @tamoorh Cowbell

[Kris @kstephansson]

@cmcalgary Saw a couple up high above the doors on the train. Pulled them off.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Canadian television peaked at this moment.

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Y'all, I found it: The single greatest post EVER

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Today in 1983, Canadian folk icon Stan Rogers is killed in the Air Canada Flight 797 disaster in Cincinnati.
Rogers was born in 1949, and by the 1970s had crafted some of the most famous folk songs in Canadian history.

Learn more 👇
https://t.co/PkIz6LbMus

[Kris @kstephansson]

@cmcalgary Maybe a mini golf course too! #par57

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki It’s about the same distance again to get from Thunder Bay to Halifax.

[Kris @kstephansson]

@mrperki I was working up north at the time and had driven around 7 hours the previous day just to get to the airport. Also fun fact, London to Moscow seems like a long way right? Well it’s around 2900km which is a little less than from Vancouver to Thunder Bay.

[Kris @kstephansson]

I remember the trauma…