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[K 🌻 @ksway]

I was high as fuck and a lady in my building was carrying her stroller and child up the stairs so I asked if she wanted help and she handed me her 2 month old child. I don’t ask her if she wants help anymore

[K 🌻 @ksway]

Hey @McDonaldsCanada do pickles come out of your employees pay cheques? Just wondering cuz if I ask y’all for extra pickles I mean I want 10 not 2

[K 🌻 @ksway]

I’m almost 30 years old and still don’t understand daylight savings time

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@disneyplus can you please add zoey101 and the weekenders to disneyplus US 90 KIDS NEED THIS

[K 🌻 @ksway]

Idk why but I think about the Caesar wraps from the St. John’s cafeteria a lot more than I’d like to admit

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@marallan_ This makes my heart feel really sad😰

[K 🌻 @ksway]

Why when you drop something outside does it always have to land in a spider web

[Biggs Burke @1996Biggs]

An expired friendship is not a beef.

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@courtlukawiecki Literally my life

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@stephrasic Those cheap fucks will probably still start back up

[K 🌻 @ksway]

Go to buy some concealer yesterday and the website said it wouldn’t take my card.. tried it 4 times and now I have 8 tubes of shape and tape on the way...🙃 holla @ ya girl if you need concealer

[K 🌻 @ksway]

That one time I locked mason on the balcony and a bee started attacking him

[Alexandra Kaufman @alexkaufman11]

I literally daydream about sitting on a patio with live music drinking an overpriced drink

[K 🌻 @ksway]

And look in antique shops

[K 🌻 @ksway]

Honestly I’m just ITCHING to go out to homesense or winners and look at home decor. I hate myself

[K 🌻 @ksway]

And buy candles from serenity

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@mizzzzjensen Castle rock, handmaids tale, big little lies, life in pieces , atypical

[K 🌻 @ksway]

@courtlukawiecki @erica_inder My doctor gonna be like you back already when I come through the door like this lookin for medsies

[K 🌻 @ksway]

I bought crash bandicoot so I’m not bored and not only did I find out where my anxiety stemmed from but also that I may or may not have anger issues 😤