Webster

mostly very niche and/or silly things about my life/interests/friends (they/he)

[Webster @kt_web19]

@ditzyofficial Your boyfriend isn’t Ken coded. He’s Allan

[Webster @kt_web19]

@OliveKlug Omg omg omg!!!

[Webster @kt_web19]

Grimace's exact date of birth is unknown, but it is being observed this week. I am going to claim him as a June 14th birthday

[🐝v @NotVictoriaGray]

the muppet team made him a square for the AIDS quilt when he passed and it makes me emo every time i think about it

[Webster @kt_web19]

@hankgreen

[Webster @kt_web19]

@Salsa_man29 I am inspiring

[Webster @kt_web19]

there are so many vintage bedpans for sale in the greater los angeles area

[Webster @kt_web19]

Sorry, I can't be depressed about the state of the world rn. I'm listening to a breakcore playlist and scrolling on craigslist

[Webster @kt_web19]

@just_cade_w Same

[Webster @kt_web19]

@ditzyofficial Ditzy’s YouTube apology (for leaving me behind) moment

[Webster @kt_web19]

@dieworkwear This looks like what your 60 year old uncle wears to the beach

[Webster @kt_web19]

Y’all, I just helped a trans person who was a lecturer at a guest event connect to the computer systems and I almost cried helping them log into wifi. And they are an adult and successful and wearing The Trans Millennial Striped Polo™️ :’)

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

No, you have to do them spicy like every 7 minutes.

Also if you say the time you want to wake up to yourself repeatedly in the hour before you go to sleep, you’ll wake up at least 10 minutes ahead of your alarm.

[Avery Springer @av_springading]

What I hope people understand is that so many artists would "have to quit" music if Ed loses this one. If chord progressions and drum beats (not samples) become copyrightable aspects of a work, infringement is going to reach insanity & it'll to be a shitshow if this is precedence

[Webster @kt_web19]

@tickle_kathryn He used to be so small and now he isn’t

[Webster @kt_web19]

I might have to block my roommate on tiktok (she keeps sending me pictures of kittens and it’s sending me into a tailspin about the vulnerability of life and beauty)

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

If I see one more person try to say Florida is full of nothing but right wing trans hate-filled people imma fuckin swing on site. There’s millions of queer people here fighting for our state and our lives and these liberal ass folk are getting on my damn nerves

[Webster @kt_web19]

Sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have to let it linger. Yes, I have to

[Webster @kt_web19]

@keegzzz My dad would always reply “so’s Christmas” in response to us saying we were on our way when we were really slow moving but now “so’s Christmas” is a valid response to anything that you don’t believe or you think is fudging the truth