Katie Crawford

Your 20s are for self-consciousness. Your 30s chuck that garbage out the window. I'm funny in writing, have excellent taste in music, and Minnesota is the best.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

I'll listen to that Rebecca Black song any day. Well, any Friday.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Me: "It's almost my 40th birthday."
7yo: "It's ok Mom. 50 is when you start playing bingo with the old people."

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Not that I don't have a lot of pet peeves, but the "!!" emoji is my newest one. I'm assuming it's for "emphasis" but I view it as "cluelessly overexcited".

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

First time in my life I got upgraded on a flight and I had to sit next to a CAT. I can't make these things up.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

I know it's a business. I know y'all are saying "This is good for the Wolves." BUT I'M ALLOWED TO BE SAD.

Naz Reid. Forever.

[Michael Grady @Grady]

Two Words.

Thank you 🫶🏾🙏🏾

[BalloftheWild (The Artist fka /r/Timberwolves) @BalloftheWild]

Sad honk

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

I'm one post away from becoming the Internet troll who corrects everyone's "Sneak PEEK".

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Not much of a soccer fan, but I would be a fan of carrying around yellow and red cards and flashing them at people for a confusing amount of time in real life.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Saw a post on Instagram about how stupid the book "The Rainbow Fish" is and now I'm out here liking all the comments in support like a real troll because I FEEL VALIDATED IN SUCH AGREEMENT.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

I'm not saying it CAN'T be done, I'm just saying it's REAL hard to come back from sending me an email that ends in, "Thank you in advance." Homeboy woke up and chose violence.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

My 79 year old neighbor is outside smoking a cigarette, drinking out of a mug, and staring at nothing. And that is LIVING, people.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

daily dose of Joe!!!

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Middle-aged Southern dude at the airport sitting across from me just said "I don't get anxiety." We know, bro. You've been LOUDLY talking on your phone for the last 15min completely oblivious to the people who keep disappearing around you.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

Eating like a truck driver because two days ago I had alcohol. And I'm old.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

I guess we're using Ai for our LinkedIn photos now? (Facepalm)

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

My delusional self-confidence absolutely stems from my college (frontal lobe development years) music preferences. Sexy Back, This is Why I'm Hot, Irreplaceable... TAKE ME BACK.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

your fav player's worst nightmare. 😈

Jaden McDaniels for All-Defense.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

This protein thing has gotten out of hand because why is Sam's Club selling Protein DORITOS?! Nothing is safe.

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

((7yo and 8yo swinging the same speed on the swing set.))

8yo: "We're married!"
7yo: "Ope we're breaking up."
8yo: "I don't wanna break up I wanna steal all your money!"
7yo: "I only have like 2 bucks."

[Katie Crawford @ktbres]

March Madness season, spring cleaning season, just-took-a-scissors-to-my-bangs-in-the-middle-of-the-day... season.