katie

you’re living all over me

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[katie @ktc_____]

what is it with love island contestants utterly messing up their metaphors??? ‘i’ve been played like a book’ ‘not to beat my own bush’ etc

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ninajirachi draws huge crowd for her set at Primavera Sound in Barcelona.

[🚌💨 @alsapremium]

había más gente en el set de ninajirachi

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

japanese primavera tweet translation: this weather is challenging, but it's important to remain positive in the face of such conditions and be thankful for the opportunity to experience music 🙏

spanish primavera tweet translation: doja cat and all foreigners will face execution

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Rue rue 💙

[val ⋆˙⟡ﾟ☾ @val_emadressx]

sex and the city? yo diría celibato en el municipio

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Im sorry liver but daddy’s thirsty again

[joe @spinningjoe]

so we're gonna be making some paughsta today, first of all grab two "cups" of "heavy cream",

[katie @ktc_____]

ok i’m officially crying my eyes out over an episode of bastard chicken shop date

[mahenoor @ajeebakwaas]

find myself thinking about this a lot lately

[rune sword @runesword1]

if things don’t go right today you can always just take it out on the people closest to you

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[katie @ktc_____]

why does peer hat smell like that

[paul @paulswhtn]

every now and then Carrie will meet somebody in SATC and just regress like girl why you high on this man’s parents balcony eating spicy hot wings

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too