*accidentally overdraws from checking account*
Me: sorry! please don't penalize me!
Bank of America: fuck you bitch pay me 90 dollars immediately HEY but happy pride we definitely did make our logo rainbow cuz we GENUINELY respect you HAHAHA but seriously pay up bitch
Had a dream last night that my parents rented out their home on Airbnb and got 2 4 star reviews and like 3 1 star reviews and I thought it was REALLY funny cuz the most popular complaint was that my step dad talked too much. Can you say foreshadowing?????