Katie Colhoun

Equally right and left brained. Producer. Uber rating 4.57.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Nobody flies a huge flag like the Americans.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

To the girl on Whyville in the early 2000s who told me your dad wrote Jessica Rabbit with you as his inspo… how much does your therapist earn a year?

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Futher, why are frozen bananas colder than any other frozen fruit?

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Can anyone explain why smoothies with frozen bananas > smoothies with regular bananas? Even if the rest of the fruit is frozen?

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

This wins the internet today.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Today is INTERNATIONAL LEGO DAY. To celebrate, we have a collection of classic movies recreated with the iconic toy, with the creators too…

First up, 2001: A Space Odyssey by Ladondorf.

1/25

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

My god, Helen Mirren is such a badass in 1923. This might be my favourite, ever, of her roles.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Has anyone else noticed how similar the Gladiator and Pirates of the Caribbean scores are?

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

I’ve had five grilled cheese in four days. Being an adult is not so bad after all.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

@Tommedian @VogueTheatre @WestBethEnt Loved the show last night, Tommy. I understand Trudeau may be too easy a candidate to mock, but it’s low hanging fruit esp when you’re so good at impersonations. Absolutely zero relevance to the stateside portion of your tour (just like the rest of this ‘shit country’).

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

I have a theory: night people find jet lag easier when travelling west, and morning people find it easier to go the other way. Pls vote.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Fyi - @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Who knew it could be so easy to have a new dream in life.

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

At least once a fortnight I think about how JLo rhymed Ibiza and Africa.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

I love the noise my dog makes when he eats Angie’s cheese puffs.

(Don’t @ me. He only gets a couple each time I’m snacking.)

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

(At Death Cab For Cutie’s and Postal Service’s 20th anniversary of Transatlanticism and Give Up.)

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

Time is so funny. I’ve spent the last week staying with my mom in Phoenix and watching at least one episode of The OC a night. It’s like the last 20 years haven’t happened.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

No one told me that growing up was just reminiscing and re-living everything that happened 20 years ago.

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

@JayNauta PJ 😍😍😍

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

I just had a cinnamon bun for supper. How’s your day?

[Sheldon Yakiwchuk @YakkStack]

In exactly one month from today...

The same people who BOTCHED:
- ArriveScam;
- SNC Lavalin;
- WE Scam;
- Winnipeg Lab Investigations;
- Ignored All Ethics Violations.

Who have made your life more unaffordable through:
- Out of control spending by the GG;
- Climate Scam Projects Globally;
- Gender Equality Programs, Globally;
- Funding Abortions in other countries;
- Offshoring Taxpayer cash into the Ukraine.

Not forgetting to mention;
- Mass immigration; which has caused a
- Collapse of the Healthcare system;
- Increased rent pricing by double;
- Over-inflated cost and prices of purchasing a home;
- 11 Million Canadians needing Foodstamps;
- 2 Million Canadians relying on foodbanks;
- Highest interest rates in 3 decades;
- Highest inflation rates in the same 3 decades;
- Tent Cities in every city;
- Highest rate of Drug Overdoses;
- Highest rates of violent criminal activity;
- Catch and release of minor criminal offenders;
- Generational Debt.

Where throughout a supposed 'global pandemic':
- Illegally tracked your movement through your cellular device;
- Left Liquor stores, cannabis shops and Fast Food Chains open;
- Closed down gyms;
- Closed down Schools;
- Closed down playgrounds;
- Closed down churches;
- Killed Extracurricular activities for children;
- Watched young adults threaten to be TAZED for outdoor skating;
- Arrested Priests for holding service;
- Arrested people for giving Homeless people Food;
- Deemed people 'Non-Essential' by there job;
- Requested that you Rat out your Neighbors;
- Shuttered small businesses; causing
- The largest bankruptcy rates in the history of Canada;
- The highest homeless rate also in the history of Canada.

Where they created the most divisive country based on calling you names if you disagree with their policies naming you as;
- Anti-Science;
- Anti-Vaccine;
- Racist;
- Misogynistic;
- Homophobic;
- Islamophobic.

Because you rejected their policies on;
- Actual Racism through DEI;
- Vaccinations;
- Refusing to give Special Rights to champions of the 'Oppression Olympics.

And because you were selfish for wanting to pay your bills and have you and your family socialized because you would 'Kill Grandma', all while:
- They enforced/recommended mandatory handwashing, masking, social distancing, tapping elbows instead of shaking hands, arrows on floors of grocery stores, reducing capacity limits inside of 'essential businesses'
- They locked down Long Term Care Centers;
- Kept you away from dying loved ones in Hospices;
- Refused you having a wedding, funeral, graduation, family celebration, mourn losses; celebrate seasonal and religious events.

While they segregated 15% of the population of Canada for not getting a vaccine from:
- Employment;
- Employment Benefits;
- Employment insurance;
- Summer Camps for Children;
- Affordable taxpayer funded tutoring;
- Beforecare and Aftercare programs;
- Extracurricular activities;
- Restaurants;
- Movie Theatres;
- Concerts;
- Sporting Events;
- Travel by plane and public train.

Encouraging others to shun you from society and threatening;
- Special Triage to Exclude the Unvaccinated;
- Refusing your rights to shop for Groceries;
- Seeking for Extra taxes to be paid;
- Generally be afraid of you, whether you were sick or not, while still encouraging additional 'Booster Shots', and masking.

They've:
- Shut Down the Economy;
- Lied to you about COVID;
- Lied to you about "Safe and Effective", Vaccines;
- Lied to you about the weather.

They've shredded the constitution and have been found guilty of enacting the "Emergency Measure Act", which:
- Deemed dissent as terrorism;
- Classified Canadians as Terrorists;
- Had Bank Accounts Shut Down;
- Seized Assets;
- Stomped on Citizens;
- Lied about the threat of actual unity.

All to plunge us into being;
- A Global Embarrassment;
- Impoverished;
- Reliant on Taxpayer Funded, Government Handouts;
- Scared;
- Alone;
- Victimized;
- Generational Debt.

Your life is patently worse: your future is abysmal.

While it will get WORSE, by an increase on taxes for a TRACE Molecule, that helps plants grow and global greening, the cost of the libations you consume to function throughout this, following an increase on your already inflated CPP with addition of CPP2...

So that those who created all of the above, who live off of higher than average waged Canadians, Taxpayer Funded positions, that have created the worst case Canada for Canadians...

Will grant themselves a raise on their own paychecks.

Sponsored by YOU!

[Katie Colhoun @ktcolhoun]

You can’t write this stuff

[Kirk Lubimov @KirkLubimov]

Rest easy British Columbians!

The NDP government knows your priorities and they have officially renamed "manhole covers" to equipment access covers.

No one will be offended now.

Can't make up the stuff happening in Canada🤦🏼

#bcpoli