I just swung on a dude in Macombโs parking lot because he snuck up behind me and meowed in my ear and scared the shit out of me. Thereโs that. Happy Monday.
Asked Siri how Michigan state was playing and this thing tells me โmichigan state is being DEMOLISHED by Ohio state 35-13 at halftimeโ I about spit out my drink ๐ญ
My last 6 months has been a continuous cycle of โwhat in the actual fuck is happeningโ and โhow the fuck am I supposed to pay for thatโ and I would like a goddamn REFUND on adulting
0/10 do not recommend sun poisoning. This florida sun gon take me a minute to get used to my white ass hillbilly skin canโt deal ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ how tf am I bout to live here if my body rejecting the SUN