Kate

fuck everything, become a pirate.

[Kate @Kthornn]

Yesterday I was cropdusted by an old white man and I can't help but feel like it was a metaphor for 2017.

[Kate @Kthornn]

Imagine being so ignorant that you legitimately believe the pandemic is a hoax lol

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Kate @Kthornn]

i swear I just wake up one day every 6 months or so and it's time to watch Gilmore Girls again. can't be explained.

[Kate @Kthornn]

there is no toilet paper in all of polaris.
like calm down, guys.

[Kate @Kthornn]

I don't get the poorly drawn tattoo trend.

[Kate @Kthornn]

I would rather get up early and take a nap later than sleep in any day.

[Kate @Kthornn]

I passed out at the doctor's office today and I'm pretty sure the first thing I said when I woke up was "please don't smudge my eyebrows"

[Kate @Kthornn]

why did netflix put only the second and third LOTR movies on? How am I supposed to just skip fellowship?

[The Dodo @dodo]

Guy biking across the world finds a kitten he can't leave behind 😻

[Kate @Kthornn]

could not have asked for a better episode of jane the virgin.

[Kate @Kthornn]

I loved this one. I have their next one on hold rn.

[Kate @Kthornn]

@_EliseZimmerman Time well spent

[Kate @Kthornn]

@ellewang92 @Samsoftime

[Kate @Kthornn]

@dariuhn Agreed

[Kate @Kthornn]

I hate cooking. Knowing the optimal time to remove the toll house cookies from the oven is where my true talent lies.

[Kate @Kthornn]

@tylergrosso You say something like this every month lol

[Kate @Kthornn]

😲😭 I'm so excited

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Return to Koholint Island and awaken the Wind Fish in this reimagining of a beloved classic! The Legend of #Zelda: Link’s Awakening sails onto #NintendoSwitch in 2019.

[Kate @Kthornn]

the soundtrack to russian doll is flawless.

[Kate @Kthornn]

Next year, I'm requesting off on the Friday before Christmas. This is the worst day in the world to work in Easton.

[Kate @Kthornn]

This is incredibly accurate 😂

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.