matthew O)))

pumaman, insomniac, canadian enthusiast, smart ass, alleged serial killer, tomato-hater, soup hobo, mr kickass, mr rubber-burner

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

true story about @RealDanielStern

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@KelseyChapstick and let’s not forget that the daughter he claims is responsible for epi pens raising in price by hundreds of dollars.

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@BarberFizer I look like one bag of trash laying on a slightly smaller bag of trash

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@recklessintent

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@erickjpressman @recklessintent you’re probably watching Angels in the Outfield right now

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I’m not even adverse to Christmas songs. But that one makes me want to kill a pony with a chair.

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The song I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas makes me want to kick an infant in its soft head.

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@recklessintent Jesus that movie crushes my soul.

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Give me the same premise and finances and my version of The Visit would be like Kubrick compared to that ass blast that actually came out.

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The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable are great movies. And then along the way he forgot how to make movies.

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The Visit had a lot of promise but eventually just adds to M Night Shamalamadingdongs decade-plus shit pile.

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@recklessintent Atonement

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@HockeyRodent I too know the glory of Snorlax ownership.

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You Only Get What You Give by The New Radicals is a great song. Don’t @ me.

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@HungarianHeel I feel like once you see his old balls you probably have to go to therapy for life.

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How the fuck Dario Argento and Daria Nicolodi’s ghoulish asses made Asia Argento is beyond me.

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@suzzah1 … get a French Bulldog

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NIGHTMARE: you work at a hat store and Wes Anderson walks in with a ferret.

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@vas_a_morir @mapexonly and with Jones, Murray, and Werenski their defense is gonna be nuts for years.

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You should be watching People Of Earth on TBS.