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ask me about my colonoscopy

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

being alone can be addicting once u realize how peaceful it is.

[ktlacourt @ktlacourt]

@MaxxChewning Give it to me and I’ll show you 🤗

[ktlacourt @ktlacourt]

Trying to sleep but started thinking about Kobe crossing the rainbow bridge someday and now I can’t stop bawling

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[jame @kloogans]

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Your honor, may i approach on all fours like a mama gorilla with her babies on her back?

[Meg @heirmeg]

kamala recovering from a BBL cus where she been

[ktlacourt @ktlacourt]

Me: tries so hard to come off as unbothered
Also me: triple texts because I haven't been validated enough

[Stephen Thomas Erlewine @sterlewine]

Taylor Hawkins might’ve been the only drummer alive who could support Dave Grohl and not make you wish Grohl was sitting behind the kit.

[ktlacourt @ktlacourt]

How I know I'm pmsing: very much enjoying my early Sunday run in cute lil Austin neighborhoods but extremely annoyed that other ppl are doing the same and i have to see them on my run

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[ktlacourt @ktlacourt]

Relapse dreams are so fucking real and vivid and they scare the crap out of me

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Stars Are Blind (10 Minute Version) (Paris’s Version)