KT Mackey™

beauty fades but a bitch lasts forever

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

As of January 20, this address will, for the next 4 years, appear on the national registry of sex offenders. What a country.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

This guy any chance he gets

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:

“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

[‎ ۠ @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

START THE STEAL

[rose @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me: goodnight moon :)
moon: night<3
me: goodnight stars :)
moon: wtf
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me

[KT Mackey™ @ktmckey]

@is0latedtrack @twentyonepilots LOLLLL

[KT Mackey™ @ktmckey]

crazy @twentyonepilots reference by @nytimes crossword

[KT Mackey™ @ktmckey]

@mybloodtrj that’s life. it’s called luck. if someone can’t handle not getting picked for barricade, maybe … i don’t know.. stay home ? “they’re going to feel awful about themselves” damn no offense but that sounds like their problem, not the bands.

[KT Mackey™ @ktmckey]

@taximorph ya’ll are sooooo weird

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

how i look at bro while he’s googling the thing i know im right about