“sydney sweeney is a catfish” sir if you cannot recognize that a blonde woman does not wake up with jet black eyelashes and face glitter then you might be too stupid to reach
Dear @dropprojectbrew my last can of Smash I was saving for Christmas exploded in the cupboard 😢 I can’t find another one anywhere. Please help a girl in need 🙏🏻
@realXreally@theJeremyVine The driver was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol and dangerous driving. The cyclist was not in the wrong. It was horrific, this cyclist is fighting for their life
@AddisonLeeCabs why do you always make me run around the airport looking for you when you text me saying the driver is in arrivals. It’s infuriating when you’re knackered and just want to be home
The water is getting colder, the swims are getting shorter and my utter joy is growing by the day. Didn’t take enough warm clothes for after did I 🙄 #tootingbeclido
I’m proud of myself for my defrosting endeavour & nailing my interval session today, but when my boss called and asked if I was ok I burst into tears. Probs a disappointing net negative overall
In the process of defrosting the freezer I found half a kilo of long lost blackcurrants so I whipped up a little compote. That’s just the kind of gal I am now
The @Ocado guy was half an hour late and brought me coriander rather than basil. The poor guy looked so harassed I thought I’d let it slide. Pretty big of me, I thought
Does anyone know why I have gotten to this age and no one told me how insanely satisfying it is to defrost the freezer?! Like, I have twice as much space…