Kruntie Plopkins

Milo’s Mum. A Female Farage. Basically a Poundshop knockoff version of all the right-wing shitehawk grifters you know and love (Parody, innit?)

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THE MANY GURNS OF GRIMEY WORMTONGUE

Which dishonest, dimwitted grifter pic best describes your mood today?

@darrengrimes

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@andrewlawrence How adorable that this kazoo-voiced, crab-eyed cunt finally gets a taste of the visibility and exposure he craves, just in time to see what passes for his career disappear down the shitter once and for all

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@danwootton @ezralevant Great to see Ezra working with Martin; our man at the peephole

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@Iromg @RoryStewartUK The only way you get to numbers of the magnitude of 110 or 130 with huge big fat Mike is if you try to measure his BMI

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@afcbmatt237 @BrionyMarsh @daveatherton @ByDonkeys @Nigel_Farage Oh m8, seriously?

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@JamesReform @afneil Wouldn't be surprised if James is down Trafalgar Square midweek kicking the everloving shit out of the underwhelming Christmas tree, with a ferocity he normally reserves for former girlfriends

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@ThatAlexWoman Were you this vituperate before your meddling in free and fair elections in Kenya on behalf of Cambridge Analcystia led to numerous deaths in the resulting civil unrest? Or is it the guilt of having blood on your hands pricking at your conscience?

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@afneil @MailOnline In many ways, an analogue for the ignoble and humiliating end to your own career, Andy

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@danwootton Does it have a more or less emetic effect than, for example, bullying a vulnerable celebrity to suicide or catfishing to obtain sexually explicit kompromat?

Asking for a Martin Branning

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@danwootton Not enough catfishing for your liking I expect, Martin

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@andrewlawrence Maybe he’s just being one of them there hysterically funny edgelord comedians

After all, what worth is “empathy” if it means you don’t get to farm the impressions?

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@EssexPR @MisfitsBoxing “Knives down, kids!”

Unless you’re a young trans girl. In which case, Addles doesn’t really mind if you’re stabbed

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@EssexPR What is it about someone being labelled a “pint-sized loser” that resonates with you so keenly, Addles?

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@EssexPR Eric Clapton was a full-sized though, wasn't he?

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@TateTheTalisman “You know what you’re after”

Tate demonstrating - apropos nothing at all - what a tenuous grasp he has on the concept of consent

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@TalkTV @andrejpwalker @benhabib6 @Barnesy19 @lizziecundy @SBarrettBar

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@SBarrettBar The time you have to devote to:

* fishing for clout on Twitter;
* blocking anyone who dares challenge your partisan blathering, and
* carefully curating your replies to hide those which fact-check your doggerel

verily SCREAMS "barrister with busy and successful practice"

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@SkyNewsBreak Sewerella's just cum multiple times

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@Nigel_Farage Sure Nige, but if she hasn't been publicly humiliated seven times - including once by a man dressed as a dolphin - has she really lost by your metric?

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@NicoDelgadoAZ Thought I recognised these boys from some of their other specialist video appearances

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@ThatAlexWoman Was it more or less grim than the deaths you helped cause in Kenya in the civil unrest which followed your election tampering there for Cambridge Analytica?