One-Note Pony

Oxford Comma Mafia. Missed my midterms and flunked shampoo. Questioning your commitment to Sparkle Motion since 2008. RTs = 👾

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Just found out I'm the side chick, the patsy, AND the product.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

@FrankConniff It truly is a...
Maaaaaaaddddd.......wwoooooorrrrrrllllddd....

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

"Let's go seniors, let's go!" <clap, clap>

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Why do I suck so good? Cos I'm living the Ho Life, betch!

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Besides all the serious reasons to hate them, fuck neo-Nazis for ruining tactical boots for those of us that need safety toe footwear that doesn't make you look like a lumberjack fetishist.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

@lamsinton The crawlspace in my house had things like these when I moved in. I'm old enough to remember when that sort of cheery techno optimism could be unironic and free of creepy billionaire worship.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

@AaronParnas Diaz is clearly in the pocket of Big Polio

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

@TheGoblinmother my yearly ritual https://t.co/ggdKny0FcX

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Happy #BiVisibilityDay! Remember, this is the one day a year that you are not cloaked from surveillance, recording devices, or scrying artifacts, and are even visible via non-magical means such as the naked eye. Consider rescheduling heists and capers accordingly!

[mightygodking (now at bsky dot social) @mightygodking]

TWITTER: breaking news! You remember Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?

ME: is she dead?

TWITTER: no, she's -

ME: Racist? Antivaxx? Involved in some business that kills poor people for profit somehow?

TWITTER: NO. She just came out. What's wrong with -

ME: YOU DID THIS TO ME

[Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly]

It is okay to mourn the friendships/relationships you tried to nourish. It is okay to be sad about people leaving or about leaving yourself. It is okay, in general, to be sad about things lost or things that feel lost because they won't occur. It's okay to be sad sometimes.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

More picayune by far, "alleged laptop"? I mean, you can make an unproven allegation that it's Hunter Biden's laptop, but 'alleged laptop' suggests you haven't yet definitely established whether the device is really a laptop, which seems a fairly straightforward proposition.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

I genuinely can't figure out what "emails sent to [someboy's] laptop" means. "Emails sent to an address that some email client on that laptop was configured to receive" is the closest I can guess but the difference there isn't really subtle.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

@lamsinton Slept in my Robyn Hitchcock t-shirt and often dreamed of trains.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Armchair sociologists like to pretend men's social communication is primitive to non-existent, but it's oddly rich. These rules are informal but strong, and everybody knows who's wrong when somebody breaks them.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

Just passed 2 dudes going the opposite way on the sidewalk and we executed "the dance" flawlessly and it got me thinking about this unspoken but ironclad ritual among males, and all the rules that run underneath them.

[One-Note Pony @ktris]

...then realized too late that the other guy had a littler baby, so actually *I* was the asshole for not moving.