Giraffe

local idiot (not a real giraffe)

[Giraffe @smartass__eric]

I hate when I buy used legos

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Hunter Biden has two things Don Jr., Eric & Ivanka cannot & never will have:

Charisma & a dad who loves him.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Have $40,000 on a 4-way parlay involving the Knicks winning game 2 that unfortunately also requires Scary Movie 6 to become "certified fresh" on rotten tomatoes by tomorrow morning

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

ME NIGGA

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

pardoned jan 6 guys have some sort of final destination curse where they go back to jail

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[🌿Astrapricity🌿 @Astrapricityyy]

Hasan Piker when asked if he will dab up the president of the United States at the Knicks game: “Benjamin Netanyahu’s not gonna be there”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@tardedlib The exact opposite. I wasn’t on a private island smoking crack. I was at the Super 8 off I95 in West Haven. Very different class of people, and with more integrity than any of those people.

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

George Lucas' real power is that, like Adam, he has the ability to give creatures their True Name.

[SⱯGE @thefinalsage]

Now this is the one that’s gonna get a lot of niggas stuck

[Beelzebubb Rubb @mtskullcrusher]

You got what you wanted.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Ok first of all you that’s a way different scenario.

This lady was introduced to us in 2016. Where we found out she kept a bunch of secrets and I wanna know why.

I’ve been waiting years for this story to continue and I’m not going to cheat myself by letting the He Man Woman Haters club talk me into not playing

Brok, Fenrir and Jörmungandr didn’t die for me to not continue the story because I have to play as the chick who was so savage that Kratos had to marry her. I need to see