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[KL @ktylndll]

I feel connected to Twitter because I have used it basically as a personal diary for more than a decade, but there is no denying it sucks here now. Meet me on Bluesky @ktylndll

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I’m tempted to say America is fucked.

But I think she’s too old for Matt Gaetz.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

“But the economy was soooooooo good when Trump was President”

THAT’S BECAUSE OF BARACK OBAMA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

[Kelly Knox @kelly_knox]

will I throw up tonight?

***** TOO EARLY TO CALL *****

[Justin @jdabre11]

45% from Latinos while running on a massive mass deportation campaign. I just don't get it man.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Goodbye, America.

Never speak to Me again.

[KL @ktylndll]

Wasabi peas

[KL @ktylndll]

Provolone is inferior to Swiss. Both inferior to Muenster. I will not be taking questions.

[KL @ktylndll]

@wsdot I’ve always wondered what these divots are on 90 and I-5. Can you help answer? My best guess is traction for trucks

[KL @ktylndll]

It’s my life goal to catch a hotdog from heaven #TridentsUp #gomariners #govandals #uidaho

[KL @ktylndll]

Welp it’s time for my quadrennial tweet about how no one looks good in a swim cap

[KL @ktylndll]

It’s my life goal to get a hot dog from heaven #TridentsUp

[KL @ktylndll]

RIP Papa Elf

[KL @ktylndll]

I truly just don’t understand the appeal of organized religion

[KL @ktylndll]

If you’re not a pink pony I don’t wanna know ye

[KL @ktylndll]

I wonder how many dog hairs I’ve eaten in my life

[KL @ktylndll]

I miss Twitter. It’s lonely here now

[KL @ktylndll]

As eagle Eye Cherry once said, “there’s a log on the fire that burns like me for you”

[KL @ktylndll]

You know you’re in your thirties when you say to your partner, “what do you think about subscribing to the local newspaper?” And they reply, “I was literally just thinking about that today!”