Jenny

Haphazard mum, wife, jeweller, and lapsed runner, with a time-management crisis.

[Warwickshire Police @warkspolice]

A 43-year-old man from Nuneaton has been arrested on suspicion of stealing saucepans from a shop in Nuneaton Town Centre this afternoon.

Looking forward to the comments.

[Jenny @kubabbar]

@IanTheInventor @AndyWoodturner Other way up for that. 🙃

[Jenny @kubabbar]

@AndyWoodturner It's got to be the wing box.

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[Jenny @kubabbar]

I guess Friday 13th is supposed to be horrific.

[Jenny @kubabbar]

Just realised I walk differently in Sainsbury's to how I do in Asda.

[Jenny @kubabbar]

Rather enjoying husband's reaction to Operation Ouch. 😱

[Jenny @kubabbar]

@merlloves @spaceplaystudio That's pretty cool!

[Jenny @kubabbar]

"I can make a food alphabet!"

[Jenny @kubabbar]

"Don't tap your eyeballs!"
#usefulparentingphrases

[Jenny @kubabbar]

4yo has tucked himself up with his pillow & duvet on the floor because he's spent the last hour laying all his socks out on his bed.

[Charlotte Moss @cmossperennials]

Wasps nest built against the side of the greenhouse, and you can see right in

[Jenny @kubabbar]

Playing board game with 8yo while telly is on.
It's your turn.
It's your turn.
It's YOUR turn.
It's YOUR TURN.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
IT'S YOUR TURN!
IT'S! YOUR! TURN!!!!

[Jenny @kubabbar]

As the heat builds I realise that my Greek feta & veg @wcornwallpasty is actually Thai curry. Good thing that would have been my second choice. Shame they were out of ice for cold drinks.

[Jenny @kubabbar]

When I got in the shower this morning I found there was a holographic Easter egg sticker on my nipple. Just me?

[Jenny @kubabbar]

Things kids hear when you say "Hurry up, we're late!"

"Please kick a ball around the kitchen."
"Now would be a good time to tell me how good you are at chaos tig."
"Please unpack your book bag."
"Please play catch with your shoes."
"Let's play hide and seek!"

[Jenny @kubabbar]

It's Mother's Day & there's a four year old in my bed with a fart machine.

[Jenny @kubabbar]

@RachelsToyShop Do you do baby sharks too? 🤪

[Jenny @kubabbar]

Narwhals, narwhals, livin' in the ocean. Causin' a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome. #earworm