sam ✮⋆˙

taurus gore

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

I'm pregnant with laughter and the father is me

[Holding @filluppeeeno]

Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I just attained power. What/who should I abuse?

[sam ✮⋆˙ @kuchikun]

@kissinginpubiic and then they get mad and complain about there being no black equivalent to lana del rey or Taylor swift

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[i reply when it matters @niggasnatcha555]

@yourfav_a if God told you to show him a Black women or you’ll be damned to hell, are you presenting melanie?

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I love a good murder mystery because fr who the fuck did it?!? Who the hell did this shit fr?!

[supreme leader @hoemie_]

apology hell

[nya ❀ @thegirlNYAworld]

all ima say is #blackwomendontcheat

[Scythe Of Atlantis 🦐🏳️‍⚧️ @SoA_MusicFish]

@fakeorgandonor @bjorkingmything Because twitter is a high school cafeteria and its users are wannabe plastics

[‎ً @fuddnomenom]

notice how pussy has not been recalled

[supreme leader @hoemie_]

YOUR BOYFRIEND (hungriest of them all) and others liked…

[holottacheese @holottacheese]

BFF4L MV OUT W MY COUSIN

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Yes I’m hating

[Jish @Jishnchips]

@artfuIchaos 1. Quit your job
2. Grab your lifetime friend for a adventure
3. Fuck a dude
4. Tell a chick you fuck a dude
5. Chick falls for you (questionably)
6. You tell your friend to fuck off
7. You make up after you get your virginity back
8. The girl was working for the government

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

has robert pattinson flashed hog on the big screen yet

[kal @ITboykal]

i run a very unstrict program lowkey i do not be giving a damn

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

i hate how everybody act like we not supposed to feel no type of way about anything

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

young hot ebony gets fucked by the cost of living