kuemski

Schreiberling,
flat-sharing with @thrakbog

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Indeed, @Grover is a king ♥️ 👑 #Grover #SesameStreet #OldSchoolSesame

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

🧵 Arnold @Schwarzenegger is the greatest orator of our time.

[DSC Arminia Bielefeld @arminia]

3:0 im Derby, leck mich fett 🤩🤩🤩

[queer.de @queer_de]

#LGBTIQsurvey Wir unterstützen die dritte große LGBTIQ-Umfrage der EU-Grundrechteagentur, die gleichzeitig in 30 Ländern durchgeführt wird. Hast du schon mitgemacht? https://t.co/Q3vUP4i0nA

[Stephanie Cowley-Peirce @stephCP1975]

The sign language lady on #Glastonbury23 for the Foo Fighters is amazing.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!

[AM @Andr6wMale]

This is both a) Wonderful and b) The ideal premise for a terrifying short story.

[German Embassy London @GermanEmbassy]

🤓 Learning German may seem hard.
🤯 But have you ever heard one of Germany's minority languages?

Yesterday, a Bundestag debate marking 25 years of the EU's Charter for Regional & Minority Languages showed this 👇variety

[Matthias Sander @MatthiaSander]

Hilarious account of a Chinese member of a business delegation who recently went to Europe for the first time in three years and took trains in Germany:
https://t.co/k967iGpcb9

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

International phrases about chatterboxes

5. They talk like a waterfall (German)
4. They talk like they’ve been hired (Polish)
3. They were born mouth first (Japanese)
2. They give me blisters in the ears (Norwegian)
1. They twirl their tongue as the cow twirls its tail (Russian)

[Maren Kroymann @Maren_Kroymann]

Am 27.1. gibt es zum ersten Mal im @Bundestag eine Gedenkstunde für die queeren Opfer des Nationalsozialsmus. Ich habe die Ehre, den Text über #MaryPünjér vorzutragen, die ins KZ kam, weil sie als „freche Lesbierin“ aufgefallen war. 1942 wurde sie ermordet. 1/3
#MarenKroymann

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

‘There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, “Do trousers matter?”’
‘The mood will pass, sir.’
P. G. WODEHOUSE