Colin Kohair

Vaishnava/father/husband/maker of memes

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Yeah 80s kid here. I sat alone in my living room and watched Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, at the ripe old age of 6, while my Dad tinkered in the garage. Afterwards to decompress, I watched The 36th Chamber of Shaolin. All on live TV.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

@WhiteCastle @theoplothe So very disappointed. Hopefully the alternative will be better than the previous veggie slider.

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Me checking into the security gate at work:
What's your name, honey?
Me: Colin Kohair
How's that spelled?
*as she scribbles down Collin*
Me: Mohair with a "K"
Ok, honey.
*scribbles down Mohairk*

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

If I just bombed you with a bunch of reels in the morning, chances are high, that I'm taking a dump at that very moment.
#themoreyouknow

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

I'm at that age where I'm the targeted demographic for Lifetime movies, and honestly, I'm here for it.

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Ever go to a yard sale, and your spouse turns it into an episode of American Pickers? All of a sudden, they are experts in porcelain signs, trucks, and bicycles.

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

How may I serve You? Daso'smi

[Gauranga Das @GaurangaDas]

If Lord Krishna stood before you, what would you ask?

#LordKrishna #Krishna

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Civilization of man has a consistent pattern. Build, grow, collapse, disappear, and lose the previous civilization's advancements and knowledge. I'm Gen X, so I grew up on a lot of post-apocalyptic movies and watch a lot of ancient aliens. The writing is on the wall.

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

End of civilization scenario:
AI takes control, and the only way to stop it is through electro magnetic power. Thus, all electronics are destroyed in the process, rendering us rolling back to an agrarian society. Small skirmishes over land, property, etc, break us up into tribes

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

@LomaLindaBrand will forever be the GOAT
Big Franks for life
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#vegan #veganfood #veganbbq #lomalinda #veganmeme #veganmemes #bigfranks #vegetarian #vegetarianfood #cannedfood

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

@LomaLindaBrand will forever be the GOAT
Big Franks for life
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#vegan #veganfood #veganbbq #lomalinda #veganmeme #veganmemes #bigfranks #vegetarian #vegetarianfood #cannedfood

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything. I just find it a little strange that Miley Cyrus is posing similar to Baphomet. As above, so below.
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#illumanati #baphomet #miley #mileycryus #satan #satanism

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

You doordash your Starbucks. I remember when you could get a bucket of spaghetti from Litttle Caesars, and the pizza came in a bag. We are not the same.

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Jackie Chan!
#ChineseSpyBalloon
#ChineseSpySatelliteBalloon
#JackieChan

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't have any stupid fucking Joe Biden imaginary superhero cards. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

@TaylarGlasgow We have a dedicated Home Depot "puke bucket"
#middleclassfancy

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

#80skid #80smovies #BMX #radthemovie #rad #SATs

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

Any other 80s kids get PTSD about the SATs from Rad the movie?

[Colin Kohair @kulavira]

#TheOscars #TheOscars2022 #theslap #TheSlappening #TheSlapHeardAroundTheWorld #WillSmith #willsmithchrisrock #willsmithoscars #WillSmithAssault #WillSmithAndChrisRock #willsmithslap