me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this
dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw
me: Omg this is fucking crazy
this is my first time logging on two twitter in months. that’s so weird to me bc like....this used to be my life. now i never even think about twitter or this account.