austin

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

How do you know Asians robbed your house? Your cat's gone and your homework's done.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

It's funny how some girls run away from the guys who try to make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry.

[Chirp Hard Hockey @ChirpHard]

boys and girls,
the NHL lockout has officially begun.
suicide prevention: 1-800-273-8255
alcoholics anonymous: [phone]

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when your class is quite and you stomach makes a nose like a dying whale

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you post the funniest Facebook status you have ever written and no one likes it

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when someone catches you chewing on a pen that you borrowed from him

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you are at a party an you see food so you going running over to it devouring only relizing you ad the only one eatin

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you are rocking out to a song in your car at a stop light only realizing that there are people watching you

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you walk up to someone and you put your hand up for a high five but the person walks by you leaving you look stupid

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you are arguing with your friend for a half hour only realizing that you are wrong

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when your teacher is helping the person beside you

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The awkward moment when you are at your friends house and your friends parents are yelling at them so you stand in a corner letting theredog

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think she is pointing at you so you answer instead

[austin @kupper6]

"The awkward moment when you ask someone when the baby is due, but turns out the person is just fat."

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove you didn't fart

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you

[austin @kupper6]

The awkward moment when you open a bag of chips and just as you start to eat them the room goes silent and everyone hears you munch on them