Kuria G.Pete

Local Entrepreneur

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@makaumutua Years back,some rich niggas used to invite me to their occasions regularly despite me being financially crippled,I thought it was for respect only to realise they wanted an idol poor guy to keep on laughing on every dry joke they would make.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@Kenyans On than one,they can't match your president,son.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@Kenyans He will be visiting Ukraine soon..He has requested so.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@RobertAlai Bitter Luo.Time for bitter Luos is long gone,The new generation of Luos and kikuyus will bring the real change in leadership,a nightmare to babyboomers

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@K24Tv You mean we are capable of raising that money as a country yet you are selling our health to Americans for $10m?

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@Kenyans Total bullshit.God,why do we deserve these kind of mockery from this man?

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@govediorodi It's called pedestrian https://t.co/TB9nW2Goo1,you are still living in stone age.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@HonOscarSudi Fvck is he saying?try to use English early in the morning before the cramming evaporates.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@thedispenser_ This marriage won't last for 3 days

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@georgediano Titakúrogwo titatía,

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@ntvkenya Tutapanga,tumetenga,hoiyee,mwaka Huu,Barbara ya kutoka...is there anything new before we open up?am sure there'snt.just to save time

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@ahmednasirlaw Did he?

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@BoboWamboiKuria @Maryian96 Shokia Rúhiú Njora https://t.co/V73gNYJjG6 it sister

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@SpencerHakimian Dear Americans,in Kenya we understand your pain,the situation in Kenya is no different,he is the worst of the worst.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@AfricaMediaHub @SecRubio @SecRubio, don't try us.keep your million dollars and the deals you have with President Ruto to yourself.We don't want Either you or your people on our soil.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@USForeignAssist We are mourning a tragedy of 16 school girls who perished on fire, take your shenanigans back to D.C

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@USForeignAssist We the people of Kenya have unanimously agreed we don't want you in our https://t.co/Z0mdB4bDsz it anywhere else,Jamaica is closer to you maybe.

[Kuria G.Pete @kuriaofHolyoak]

@LarryMadowo The American will Remain in America, perhaps we can send them a more qualified physician name Ruto

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Ruto to Trump...👇

Deeper Daddy 🚮

Lots of free land in Alaska, Dakota etc for quarantine

No panadol in dispensaries but appoint goons like Gaucho in hospital boards

SHA ni shisha but yeah, bring the Ebola racoons

Distract them from child abduction syndicates, Finance Bill

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

If america sets ebola facility in kenya we have to burn it down