Sherri Seaton

Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Sometimes God doesn't give what you want. Not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more!

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?.

[Kathlyn Johnson @63Dtulueva]

When you drop something and try to catch it: 10% succeed and 90% hit it and make it drop 10x faster

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Sorry for punching you in the face, but you should've told me that was an oatmeal raisin cookie and not chocolate chip before I bit into it.

[Stella Lary @silantiykhitri1]

Twitter = A heavily populated city ... Facebook = A vacation spot ... Myspace = A ghost town.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

I don't care if you're joking, if I'm in a bad mood, you're pissing me off.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

We feed our baby onions so we can find him in the dark at night.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Money may not solve every problem, but it would likely solve my money problem.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Anyone else wonder why we drive in the parkway yet park in the driveway?

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad.... But left with my mom.

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Bad decisions make good stories.

[Stella Lary @silantiykhitri1]

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Shari Harrison @alya_gordo]

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?

[Sherri Seaton @kurlovich2016]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[Cindy Underwood @88Pamfil]

I respect high school dropouts. I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

[Patricia Jensen @97Savin]

There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done.