Kirst

Kirstie. Colourful. Serial crafter. She/her. Bi AF. In a relationship. Mostly Eurovision and rage.

[Kirst @kursed101]

@ThePCCLondon seeing as the michael movie has done so well can we pleeeaseeee have moonwalker back in the cinema?! I came in 2014 the last time you did it and it was a dream come true please please do it again 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Beth @bethald]

It doesn't matter who Steph thinks she is. You need to realise who YOU are Bec. You're Danny's mental ex... the one he'll tell all his future girlfriends about... #mafsau #mafsaustralia #mafsaus

[Kirst @kursed101]

@messybeckie Errrrrrm

Just putting it out there that im bi and in a committed and faithful marriage

Being bi has nothing to do with it

[Kirst @kursed101]

@emilyroseon SO GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I had a friend who used to call me at 4am crying about her boyfriend. I’d wake up, listen, let her vent, and then go back to sleep, it happened more than once. One night I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I’d return the favor and called her at 4am. She answered and told me she was sleeping & I should call back tomorrow.

I learned one thing. The energy you give isn’t always going to be reciprocated, set your boundaries, even with “friends.”

[Jan Venegoor of Citylink @GaelicRoadSign]

The UK is a cesspit of hatred. One minute you've got people screaming about asylum seekers, the next they're wanting to take Mobility cars off the disabled. A race to the bottom whilst corruption and greed at the top go unchallenged.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The 40-hour workweek was designed for people who had someone at home doing all the cooking, cleaning, and childcare.

Now we’re expected to do both and still have “work-life balance.”

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss: I have noticed that you are late signing in nearly every day.
Employee: I am at my laptop at 8:00 a.m. and log in at that time, so I’m unsure what you are referring to.

Boss: If you are only opening your laptop at 8:00 a.m., then that is late.
Employee: And how so?

Boss: When are you preparing for your day?
Employee: At 8:00 a.m., when I start working.

Boss: I start at 7:00 a.m. most days, so when 8:00 a.m. rolls around, I am very well prepared to begin my workday.
Employee: Well, preparing for my workday is part of my workday.

Boss: It’s fairly bold to start late every single day.
Employee: And it’s fairly bold to suggest that I should be working prior to when I’m getting paid to do so.

Boss: And let me guess, you also log out for your whole lunch hour.
Employee: Yes, my hour for lunch is unpaid, as per company policy.

Boss: I work through my lunch. I even eat at my desk.
Employee: Okay.
Boss: Moving forward, I want to see you online 30 minutes earlier so I know you are prepared to begin your day.

Employee: (Declines a scheduled meeting.)

Boss: Did you just decline my 4:30 p.m. meeting tomorrow?
Employee: Oh yes, you just said you wanted me to shift my work hours to begin at 7:30 a.m., meaning that I will be done at 4:30 p.m., as I am contractually obligated to work eight hours a day.

Boss: (Silence… unimpressed.)

(Briefing ends.)

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The truth is, if they stopped the boats tomorrow, your life would not change one bit.

You'd still be hard up, with ever increasing bills and food prices.

Why? Because it's the capitalist system designed to screw over the working class that's the problem, not the small boats.

[@amuse @amuse]

@bcbluecon Yup. Busted.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JackDunc1]

MAGA dribblers: "People can't enjoy music in a different langauge"

Meanwhile, the world's most successful music competition:

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

Look at what’s happening in the US, it’s chilling. Make no mistake Nigel Farage is from the same camp as Trump. He has the same views, the same aims, the same mindset. Reform gets in power and that will be us.

[Kirst @kursed101]

Faraz is the most gullable person in the world so easily manipulated #TheTraitors

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself

[Mark Mitchener @markofagenius]

I presume all Reform voters can easily afford private medical insurance.

[Sarah #NeverBurnham @timetoshine1234]

Nigel Farage believes he should not be held accountable for his 15 year-old self.

Nigel Farage also believes that Shamima Begum should be held accountable for her 15 year-old self.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Nigel Farage = massive hypocrite.

[Kirst @kursed101]

@cshells_uk Same same 😂😂🤮

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Gary #Neville who opened his hotel free of charge to #NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown is a traitor.

#Reform UK's Nathan #Gill who took bribes from #Russia is a #Patriot.

What a weird fucked up nation the UK has become.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JackDunc1]

Zack telling that twat from Reform "yes you're a fascist, you're from a far-right party" is like oxygen directly into my lungs. The shock on his face finally being called what he is. #BBCQT

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Remember when Gary Neville opened his hotel free of charge to NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown.

That’s surely more patriotic than hanging a flag made in China on a lamp post and painting a roundabout and screaming at mentally ill guys