Krrrt

Busting through another novel, some screenplays, and a self-help book series.

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

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[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

One thing I love about X is how they send free chocolate cake to people. And it doesn’t even have to be your birthday! #BestFriends

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Oops. This slipped.

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

@aschiavone Genius!

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@DougWimbish @OfficialSpector @LivingColour Sounds tough. Like naming new stars in the sky.

Ooooh! I know what you could do, if you're brave. Name them after old girlfriends. 😬

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

@AuthorTOBurnett Congratulations! Now take a break, you workaholic. 😆

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

"Success is never final."
~Freeman Hrabowski

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

@AuthorTOBurnett And just like the telekinesis is not telekinesis but "The Force", ghosts are not ghosts, but something else like, "Latent Jedi Emanations".

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

Really, if you think about it, the best way for an electric car to save gas is to get out of the way of all the gas-powered cars on the road.

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

I will be Special Guesting with Big Chief on 01/11/24 in NYC!

Donald Harrison's Music Omniverse — The Town Hall https://t.co/Bd5IOjG3kH

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

I love it when writers design book covers with their first name on top, last name on bottom, and the title in the middle, like a rock'n'roll nickname.

Clive "The Damnation Game" Barker

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

What if we heard a voice from above say, "You have arrived at your destination," and then the Earth just came to a halt?

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

@aschiavone How do you get stuff right all the time?

[Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone]

Movie pitches then: It’s slasher flick meets Moby Dick

Movie pitches now: It’s Transformers…but like, again

[Rob Gotobed Books @RobGotobedbooks]

@robgotobed's latest book ‘The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed's Overactive Mind’ is out now! Available in paperback, eBook and audiobook. "Candid and brilliantly funny, this is a page-turning comedy book in the best tradition of British humour." Jimmy Fallon 2023
https://t.co/BT6xxjc0q6

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

If you have a swimming pool and a trampoline, they should be right next to each other. Any other way and you're doing it wrong.

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

Did you know miniature horses can be trained as service animals?

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Slang, of course, is the past tense of "to sling."

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

Textes, as in, "So she textes me all, like, angry for no reason."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

What word is like nails on a chalkboard to you?

We can take it.

[Krrrt @kurt_gailey]

If you were in a rainstorm with a beaver and a duck, which one would you wear as a hat?