kurt.loopring.eth

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

@Chewy I was confused when I got a notification that a package was coming from you when I didn’t order anything recently. Imagine my utter surprise and pure joy to find such a beautiful handmade painting of our cat Neville from some absolutely beautiful soul at your company.❤️

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

@AngrySkycrane Do you know how weird it is to see SA posts in the wild in this day and age? Now excuse me, I’ve gotta go take my back medicine.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

Hey @dominos does this look burnt to you? Well according to the incredibly rude manager at my local store I’m a liar. Real nice customer service, I’ll make sure to tell all my friends and family.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

JUST IN: Former Trump aide, RNC operative, and “pro-life” activist Ruben Verastigui has just been sentenced to 12+ years in prison for child porn. He posted about how the sexual abuse of babies is his “absolute favorite.” There are allegedly more Republican staffers to come.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Cancel student debt. All of it.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: President Biden called Fox News “one of the most destructive forces in the United States” and called Fox’s owner Rupert Murdoch “the most dangerous man in the world,” per @nytimes.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

The internet remans undefeated. @pattonoswalt

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Deep thoughts with Jack Handey over here

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I'm beginning to think that in parts of America bad manners are increasingly being viewed as a sign of authenticity

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

@cvspharmacy Hey CVS I just waited over an hour in line, you should probably start paying your employees more so that you can hire more people and have more than one of them staffing your pharmacy in Huntington, Indiana. #cvspharmtech #CVSHealth #collapse

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Lions OL Tyrell Crosby has a question 👀

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

Hey @VesselSupport I love my new Rover case, but it’s not even a month old yet and the stitching is coming apart. Any chance I could get a replacement?

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

In fairness, Kyle Rittenhouse only killed two people. It’s not like he was smoking weed.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

@Angel13224 Twitter

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

Apparently I’ve been on this terrible site for 11 years now.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

@AmpliFiHome I want to upgrade from my Orbi setup because it doesn’t work with the Nanostation wireless bridge that I use to beam network connectivity to my shop building on my property. How they managed to not properly implement the physical layer is beyond me. #AmpliFiUpgrade

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

This. Undeniably this.

[kurt.loopring.eth @kurtconwell]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary