Kurtis Lemon

After a decade off Twitter, I rejoined to say hi to @JesseBWatters and give @elonmusk $8/mo. Don't make me regret this. This is my opinion.

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

But they'd rather teach kids how to give a hand job. ☠️ #JustSayNo

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

How it started How it’s going

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@JoeBiden Five second, eh? 👏🏻 #WOW

[Republicans @Republicans]

Bank records show the Bidens received over $20 million from foreign oligarchs and entities.

Emails, texts, voicemails, photos, letters, visitor logs, on-the-record accounts, and sworn testimony indicate Joe Biden was VERY involved.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Dollar for dollar = common cents.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

After 8 years, Trudeau is running out of people to blame.

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

The chronically addicted are clearly a danger to themselves and should be institutionalized under order of the 7-year-old public health emergency. With just 30 days of sobriety, you might be able to communicate with a real human being. 🧟‍♂️ #FentanylCrisis

https://t.co/V8yH3yuJzr

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@FoxNews Global warming, of course. 🔥 #ClimateApocalypse

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

A new report says most people in Canada can't afford to buy a house in their city. Which raises the ancient philosophical question that hopefully some politician can answer: if a house is built in a city, and nobody in that city can afford to live in it, is it still a house??

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

The Chinese Communist Party controls
✓ 90% of the world's critical minerals
✓ 95% of processing for those minerals
✓ 50% of our medical supplies

If there is anything we should have learned from COVID, it's that we can no longer allow ourselves to be depending on China.

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@NBSaphierMD @TheLeoTerrell Her skin is hanging off her face. It's time to retire. 🥾 #Byeinstein

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@CBCNews How is an out-of-control wildfire not "of note"? What a terrible headline. 🪗 #AmateurHour

[Dan Dicks @DanDicksPFT]

BREAKING NEWS:
He’s a FREE MAN!

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@FoxNews On occasion when I've been able to ignore Raskin's stupid bandanas and pay attention to what he's saying, he's stupid regardless and usually off-topic. Nothing @RepRaskin says is news and when I watch entire hearings, his input is a complete waste of my time. ⏳️ #PityPlay

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@OliLondonTV @AliiaRoza I thought he found God? Now he's back to titties? 🏀 #BornAgain

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@RobSchneider And then proceeds by clenching the handle. ⛽️ #FillerUpBud

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

How can this dipstick fix our energy independence when he can’t even push the button that chooses which octane gas he wants to make the ‘beeping’ sound stop?!
#HardPass

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@afbranco Brilliant, my favorite in a while! 👌🏻

[A.F. Branco - Political Cartoonist @afbranco]

Today's cartoon - Head Strong - 08/08/23
https://t.co/kYcrpF5n0Z

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@RebelNews_CA @RebelNewsOnline Meanwhile, drug overdoses are the leading cause of death in BC (age 10 to 59). Age 10. 🍬 #WrongDemic

[Kurtis Lemon @kurtislemon]

@CBCNews An unregistered firearm? But that's impossible! 🐘 #NoRoomInHere