Kurt Thompson

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

@reidmay1

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

our catcher is in the outfield now, which, you know, makes sense because you'd want an outfielder to be good at catching. smart.

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

@stay_inur_layne I was not aware of this and will be considering converting

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

@stay_inur_layne Rouses has anti depressants half off

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

Ok but the first time I pet a dog after quarantine is gonna be lit

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

@ccisntfunny

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Oklahoma fans: “Clyde Edwards-Helaire being hurt is big, I really think we have a chance now.”

*Joe Burrow throws 7 TD passes in the first half*

Oklahoma fans:

[Chris Reid @chrisreid1212]

Dude just won his first World Championship Belt and takes out a Burrow Jersey and hits the Heisman👀👏🏻

[Ci @cierrabradleyy]

that’s 🥺 my 🥺 quarterback 🥺

[Zachary Person @Zac_Person]

Y’all thought the Burreaux Jersey made him a Louisiana guy? No no no, they just faded in Boosie into his heisman tape. THATS peak Louisiana.

They gave Joe a Boosie fade.

[Russ Mitchell @RussMitchellCFB]

Me, 2011: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."

Me, 2013: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."

Me, 2015: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."

Me, 2017: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."

Me, 2019: "Oh. Well, OK then."

[Bogie's Bar @BogiesBR]

Friends: "Dude where did you go last night?! You just vanished."

Me:

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

We have been asked to keep this until next Sunday

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

Please put us as at number 2. Sleep on this team I dare you

[Bogie's Bar @BogiesBR]

Since we accidentally broke the internet today, we decided we should address some of the literal millions of responses received:

Yes, it's real, we're reopening tomorrow night. Doors open and renovations revealed at 8 pm.

Also, yes, it is a good idea to start lining up now.

[Will Stout @WillTStout]

Petition for @ElliottDunham82 to be guest picker

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

@Jerrypleasure

[Kurt Thompson @kurtypoo2]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #JoeBurrow! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)