Kurt Ikerd

Single dad, dirty sinner.

[Kurt Ikerd @kurtzip]

@footballfights Never... I repeat NEVER leave the toilet seat up.

[Kurt Ikerd @kurtzip]

@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky "Maradona's Coke Dealer".

"Faulkland Vacation"

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@_B___S Class act! She'll never forget the moment... well played.

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@EricLaforge4 @lilPatecca ...and better grammar.

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@uncensoredpromo I don't know... it didn't really work for Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.

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@RetroCoast Sure... unless the Israeli President is aroused... then, no.

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@TheFigen_ I'd go with "oops", closely followed by a stream of expletives.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 He/She/Them/They should probably steer clear of the Mandalay Bay.

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@bennyjohnson Been there, done that.

-Gerald Ford

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@overtime @CourtsideFilms A sign of good parenting right there...

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@Nickrob Perhaps the owners would be more receptive to the idea if the players "guaranteed" to play through the entire length of their contract. Quid pro quo...

[Kurt Ikerd @kurtzip]

@____B_S____ Kudu?

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@Gabriele_Corno I need that SUIT! And a cheeseburger...

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@Gabriele_Corno Once a female Sea Turtle lays her eggs on the beach, she returns to the surf, and has no influence or contact with the babies once they're hatched.

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@WillyRibbs I believe I just heard a mic drop...

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@NerdyDaPlug I want to live next to this guy...

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@adamcoates4 @footballfights To compensate for the shameless flopping of the professional athletes on the pitch.

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@wprappas My condolences, Will. Sorry for your loss. -Zip

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@NoahGragson @Wendys Fastest Chicken in the South...

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@BooMireille @Oguzzceran @ViktorFranklll Most are already dead inside.