derf

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

The only 4 women you will never be able to replace:
- Your grandma
- Your Mother
- Your Sister
- Your daughter

Everyone else is replaceable

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

I have been giving out half of my earnings for the last 5 years (more than 30 millions) out to either charity,weddings,funerals,school fees,cabbages etc without any regrets or quid pro quo people here will tell you hata wanashangaa. And I am a nihilist, to me life is just but a game and when it’s over you fucking die and life moves on like you never existed barely a day after . So don’t worry about me ever being broke or dying I won’t ask even for a shilling from you or any other bitter person, my wife and friends will take good care of me and my family. And so I live my life however I want with utmost satisfaction and contentment. Try it you won’t worry about what mofos say about you. Life in itself is just nothing but overrated. You are no different from the cockroaches or mosquitoes you kill in your house daily.

[Wamwea🇰🇪 @wamweaaa]

One day you’ll work hard and buy everything you ever thought would bring you happiness.

And you’ll feel exactly the same.

And it will break your heart.

Only then will you learn that stuff doesn’t make you happy.

Happiness is a state of being. Not an object to chase.

[Chep MD @dr_chep]

Someone said “You really think the white man came through all those ocean tides and storms🌊 jus to tell you Jesus loves you?” And I can’t stop thinking about it man!😩😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝗩𝗮𝘄𝘂𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗡𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗶 @VawulitesKe]

Prostitution starts when a girl thinks she's too beautiful to suffer

[Barnoty© @KimWellaMusic]

Kuzaliwa Baringo unaanza life na Asian Handicap ya -2.5 compared to fellows from Keiyo, Nandi and Uasin Gishu...

[derf @kushfred]

@Kurutto_ There is a commitee (locals) running the hospital, they have relocated the gate 4 times, it's a way of looting from the hospital. It's heartbreaking

[derf @kushfred]

@MarieChumbaa EMC should be disbanded, we have nothing to show since 2013, Iten Hospital looks like a dispensary, Tambach hospital is dead.

[Jumuiyan @Jumuiyan]

"Mimi dio Baba na mama ya hawa watoto wagu" 🤣🤣🤣

[🔴 Black Conspiracy Reality 🔴 @BCRealityy]

If Heaven was real, white people would have kept the Bible away from black people.

[Emma Hilton @FondOfBeetles]

Both pairs of women are dressed to please men.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Save our kids!

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

A number of you need to visit people in slums, there you will find people who live by the grace of God. Only then will you appreciate your privileges. Good thing, you will leave there radicalised & will understand why politicians looting billions deserve to be guillotined.😔

[derf @kushfred]

@TeyaKevin There is the London 2012 4×100 M women which they broke the world record

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a Kenyan,

You must have seen a sustained narrative claiming that your president and his deputy are at loggerheads.

They are NOT.

You must have heard that the president is persecuting his deputy just the same way the former president was at loggerheads with his deputy.

They were not.

Here is the thing,

The system keeps you in a sustained political debate.

This artificial conundrum is designed to distract you and vex your spirits.

This debate is meant to sow divisions among citizens.

The system thrives in confusion, division and distraction.

Listen,

The social stratum has the wealthy, the middle class and the poor.

The poor are busy looking for survival, they have little time for political correctness.

The wealthy are busy looking after their wealth by funding politicians to write legislation that will continue making them wealthier.

The crux of the matter is in the middle class where you and I sit.

These are the pawns of the game. They are educated but are idiots.

They are the ones who go to the queue for voting.  (The poor don't vote unless induced by money).

The middle class are the noise decibels.

They are the donkeys that work hard to feed the rich. They are heavily taxed.

They are the fools thrown into a heated circus to hate each other, create divisions and distract themselves.

They claim to be learned but cannot decipher the political con game.

The middle class are the ones with big televisions, smartphones and computers. It is here the rich pay the media to sow seeds of confusion and distraction.

It is only a foolish Kenyan who thinks the political crooks from both ends of the political divide don't meet privately to laugh at how they have divided the masses.

It is only a foolish citizen who thinks politicians serve them.

They don't and will never.

Politicians serve

• The World Bank

• World Economic Forum

• IMF

• USAID

• UKAID

• America

• Britain

Refuse to be drawn into imaginary conflicts.

Focus on your goals.

Mobilize your energies.

Politicians won't save you. They are part of the problem.

#DrainTheSwamp

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

🇷🇺 Russian President Putin says it's God's job to forgive terrorists, my job is to send them to him.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Bigwigs with verified accounts wenye waliweka new profile picture ya Jacob Juma na wameshindwa kutoa, ndio wamenimaliza zaidi! Reminds me during independence in 1963, genuine freedom fighters wakishangilia huko MT Kenya, walishuka wakajipata chini ya mlima kama wameshikilia bendera, na shamba zimeenda.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Fundi ndiyo rahisi kununua, ata yeye amezoea uongo."

[The First Lady @SharzzySean]

Statehouse pia walikuwa wakisema “They will not Believe”😂😂😭😂😂

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

"Your honour, let me confer with my client"

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