Postal Elite

aspiring lady of leisure

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@Protect_Wldlife @jamikr @briannalyman2 You really have no idea what you’re talking about. They are very expensive to maintain, many live well into their 20s and 30s and care only gets more expensive as they get older. These horses have people paying for their livelihood now, who will pay for them if it’s taken away?

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

Those days: wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy (great)

These days: wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy (not great)

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@ClassyKellyAtl @_sorrengailll Vaseline lip therapy at night before bed has been a gamechanger

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@RepMGP This happens to small businesses in FL too, I received one a few months ago and good thing I googled it because it looked so legit

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

Kids in Florida are weird because they never had basements

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@timecrisis2000 Counting crows

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@ninaturner He just rolled away didn’t even buy anything

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

It’s a show called With Love, Kelly and I invite you over and show you how to make nachos in the microwave by sprinkling shredded cheese on tortilla chips

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

U used to call me on my horse phone

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

This is one of the funniest things to happen

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: New York woman flies to Pakistan to meet and marry a teenager, demands $100,000 from the government after the teen’s parents objected.

33-year-old Onijah Andrew Robinson said during a press conference that she plans to reconstruct all of Pakistan.

Robinson was seen camping out outside 19-year-old Nidal Ahmed Memon’s house after his parents shot down the alleged relationship.

After the family reportedly fled the area, Robinson held press conferences, sharing her bold new vision for Pakistan.

“My plan is to rebuild this entire country. I'm asking for $100k, and I need $20k in cash by the end of this week. That's my demand from the government.”

The New Yorker reportedly refused flights back to the United States.

A man claiming to be her son, Jeremiah Robinson, says she suffers from a “mental bipolar disorder,” and they are working to get her home.

It’s unclear at the moment if she has made it back.

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

How fortunate are we that we assume this is a UFO when people in other parts of the world would assume a missile

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

Truck driver caught on video Orb/UAP/UFO/Drone approaching huge ball of light in East Brunswick, New Jersey.
#trucker #TruckDriver #Truck #Trucking #TruckDrivers #truckermen #Orbs #drones #drone #dronesightings #dronesnj #droneincursions #DronesNYC #dronetwitter #ufomania #NewJerseyUFO #newjerseydrones #NewJerseyUFO #UAPTwitter #UAPx #uap2024 #UFOTwitter #Ufox #TrendingNow #trendingvideo #VideoViral

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

oh noo my repressed corporate memories

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“i was thinking at some point, no rush from my end, it’d be great if we had a system set up to get daily updates on KPIs”

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

My molars hurt watching this

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

I would not attend a political rally, I did not like assemblies as a child

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

How much for the ad space on @VivekGRamaswamy’s forehead

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

Since when did we start calling storms nicknames shouldn’t Debby be Deborah?

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

Belle & Sebastian sounds like if a group of librarians started a band

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@zillowgonewild My eyes would be exhausted living here

[Postal Elite @kvan328]

@zillowgonewild Unable to relax in this home