big redheaded bitch

ACAB BLM

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@callmeshitto

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steve literally texts my dad more than he texts me

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Snickers (our dog) is based and red-pilled (on anxiety medication)

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the fact that you can just buy burrata at the grocery store has changed my life

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@abbaburner fuck exam 6, all my homies hate exam 6

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steve got off a work call and said “one of these days im just going to snap”

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steve is texting my dad football memes. my dad’s number is saved in steve’s phone as his first and last name, like they’re buddies. im sick

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i’ve had it too good for too long apparently so god decided to give me covid after three (3) years of avoiding it!!!

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dudes love being named Derk Garlick

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didnt even notice chris pratt

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i was super high last night and steve showed me the mario movie trailer and it was like i saw god

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lfgggg

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thought this was just another case of me not being able to understand anything without subs but no

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

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im not gonna do it. im not gonna google “ned” or “try guys”. you cant make me

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why does every restaurant these days give you approximately 2 ounces of water

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@filips_c marilyn anthony’s bf

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why did my ex landlord request to follow me on ig

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@get_jiggywit_it god I wish, it was the weird old dude I had last year

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the new teams emojis are so cursed

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having hors d'oeuvres for lunch (a slice of cheese and a snack bag of doritos)