MaartenVanPuymbroeck

Java enthousiast, amateur actor and perpetually confused by humanity - he/him

[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

@Number10cat We should start calling it Twatter

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Progress

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@vrtnws Hem een Airbus cadeau doen had grappiger geweest

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@Bertrand_Meyer Resist? They voted for it

[Venkat Subramaniam @venkat_s]

DDD is one of the most practiced software techniques, right?

I'm talking about the other DDD:

Deadline Driven Desperation.

[Venkat Subramaniam @venkat_s]

Prefer clear code over clever code.

Don't mistake terse for concise.

Terse code is short, cryptic, clever, and is often error prone.

Concise code is clear, simple, and easy to understand and change.

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

My column on Open AI’s Sam Altman, and how DEVASTATED I am to hear he thinks DeepSeek might have made unauthorised use of his IP

https://t.co/F2wyzkRKd3

[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

Gatherers are a very powerful extension to streams. Is a transform method with a simple stream-to-stream function still under discussion? #devoxx #AskTheArchtects #AskTheArchitects

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@Matt_Pinner It _is_ 6 in my car

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@TomVanWemmel Glad to see you join the crusade 😂

[David K 🎹 @DavidKPiano]

When a developer finally learns about state machines

[Tamas Cservenak @cstamas]

Apache Maven wins the third BlueHats prize https://t.co/gN3Ksf5BgO #maven #maven3 @ASFMavenProject

[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

Liefste @NMBS waar kan ik mijn parkeerticket laten valideren als ik om 22u30 terug in het station van Leuven toekom?

[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

Not wanting to be crude, but we might just as well start addressing people with d*ck and c*nt then (and still need other options)

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Greenhouse Effect https://t.co/7Mk5Pi7PZC

[Jeroen Baert @jbaert]

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[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

Nice #Devoxx presentation about Loom by Alan Bateman. Good focus. Loved the dry humour 😀

[MaartenVanPuymbroeck @kwakeroni]

Nice to see @SpringData being standardized in @JakartaEE #Devoxx

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So happy to see @BrianGoetz back at @Devoxx Belgium