Kyle Wallace

EKU, Yankees fan

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

The @Lakers only scored 2 points?? Oh yeah, that's because they play BASKETBALL, not BASEBALL! C'mon @SkySports

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

POLICE CAPTAIN: you think YOU'RE ready to join the force?
ME: *holsters toy lightsaber* a Jedi is always ready

[Chris Joseph @chrizjoseph]

💭jus thinkin...I want to start my own band. Wearing eye patches n old loose clothing. We'll be TwentyOnePirates (spelled out of course)

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

Found the yankees game instead

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

Which will I watch... Kobes last game or Warriors shoot for the new winning record??.... Neither it will be The Reds game

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

New lumineers album ✔️

[ESPN @espn]

ICYMI: No one on UNC’s side was safe from the crying MJ meme.

Not even No. 23 himself. https://t.co/nc2FwW1iln

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

@BOldiges heck yea!! What are your thoughts ?

[Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas]

I congratulated J.K. Rowling on her successful film franchise.

I asked if I could make Harry Potter prequels

She laughed for like 2 hours.

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

@justin_beutel 😂😂😂

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

Last minute packing. My specialty

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

A good show is nothing without a great sound track. Manchester Orchestra and now the Roots 👏👏

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again https://t.co/3ZLlwkJhsV

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I fought a vision of my father in a cave.

Under his mask, he was me.

I asked Yoda what it meant.

He said, "Less talk, more piggybacks."

[Kyle Wallace @kwallace24]

And the countdown begins.

[GIPHY @GIPHY]

True love. #Oscars https://t.co/5HOnqkpi1G

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Leonardo DiCaprio Kisses Bear Before Going Up To Receive Oscar https://t.co/NXk2z7i1eN #Oscars

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

LEO: thank you. I would-
[music starts playing]

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Leonardo DiCaprio Morphs Back Into Hairy, Overweight Iowan After Finally Receiving Oscar https://t.co/tkmUz0Aoi4