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[Scott Dworkin @funder]

The Big Ugly Bill blocks minimum staffing standards at nursing homes.

Not "delays." Blocks.

So the next time your grandma waits 40 minutes for someone to help her to the bathroom, you know exactly who arranged that.

#RepublicansCutMedicare

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Good morning☕️

[Sir Rob the frosty tweeter @Robthefrosty]

The Oval Office Pedophile new Hair Piece @realDonaldTrump

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

In the United States, a far-right individual who spat on an activist wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh received a flying kick that he will not forget.

[her @Thiohna]

Today we had a 14yo as a patient. She was raped by her father and he tried to prevent her from accessing an abortion for his own sick games. Luckily her aunt supported her.
The medical waste is with the authorities and she will be pressing charges.

Abortion saves lives.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Why is leaving a company for more money considered disloyal, but replacing an employee with someone cheaper considered business?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Todd Blanche is protecting men who stick their dicks in children.

[Chris Williamson @CWilliamson44]

En*s K*nter is such an embarrassment of a human being

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

I hear a lot of dads with athlete daughters grumbling about trans athletes.

I hear zero dads with elite athlete daughters complaining about it though.

[Laker Central @LakerCentral365]

Pablo is cooking the Clippers. The league knows they’re guiltyand has credible evidence but they’re afraid Balmer will sue the NBA and that in turn may air out the dirty laundry of other teams. That’s what’s holding this up.

[24 @TheKidGriffey24]

@seanhalfcourt @PabloTorre It’s time to bring @mcuban back on and see what he has to say now 👀 🤔 @PabloTorre @pablofindsout

Great work Pablo. Your work is legendary. Kawhi should be suspended for life and Ballmer should be forced to sell. Can’t wait for the next episode!

[Chillin in my Bacta @DarthAmin]

I’m gonna hazard a guess on your whereabouts on Jan 6 2021.

[meowy catgirl @nyanotech]

huh, new doohickeys at the entrance to the target store?

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Sophie Cunningham scored 2 points in 28 minutes for the Fever tonight.

Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Straits of Hairmousse

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Does this apply to the Grifter-in-Chief?

[K. @IbaraEleven]

They said immigrants are the greatest threat to our country. Then they said Iran is the greatest threat to our country. Now they’re saying communism is the greatest threat to our country. It’s almost like they need to keep inventing enemies to distract us from the real ones.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: there’s a money-laundering rapist pedophile felon sitting in the highest office in the land who is currently ruining your lives and he thinks it’s funny.

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Hair Force One