Kasper

26. He/They. LGBTQ. Hartwick ‘19. ΦΜΑ. Writer. Hedgehog Enthusiast. BLM.

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

“Hi, I’m Kasper. My pronouns are he/him/his and I’m a Cancer so I cry a lot.”

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Coming back to Twitter might be a cry for help but hi you haven't seen me in a while hope youre okay

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

You've been lying to EVERYONE

CHARLIE

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Just casually found out that a guy in my training class at work was the younger brother of a super tiktok famous guy I need so many days to process this

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Does anyone else like genetically respond to chocolate milk whenever you drink it or is it just me? It's like my third eye is opened

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Spot the difference

(Also, it's been a minute since you've seen my face.....hi hello)

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

One time in college, my classmate told us her coffee was just ten espresso shots with milk and then she got mono for a month. I hope she's doing well.

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

@Morgbo I would love nothing more

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Anyone want to go on a date with me or not bruh it's brutal out here

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Didn't realize protecting my peace meant I would be so lonely dude

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

I want a slushee mixed with vanilla soft serve from an ice cream stand and I want to eat it outside in the warmth of the goddamn sun

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

I swear if one more bad thing happens, I will simply keep on internalizing it silently out of fear of retaliation

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Yesterday, I fell off my friend's porch (sober)

Today, a random hairdresser absolutely destroyed my hair

Can't wait for tomorrow 🤗

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Hotel front desk worker: what's the purpose of your reservation?

Me:.....to......to stay in a hotel? Is that okay? Did I do something wrong?

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Anyone else ever hyperfixate on one drink at a time? I'm pretty heavy into my cranberry apple juice phase currently

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

Spiral mac and cheese
Spiral Mac and cheese
When we're depressed
We make Spiral Mac and cheese

[Kasper @kwirkykas]

All I want for my birthday is for people to stop calling me Kaz