kristina

i'll be clumsy instead

[hannah @shamediarist]

fourth of july is gonna feel like this

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[Joe Denham @DenhamsGhost]

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

[mar 🪐 @ROGVERS]

jesus on the third day

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

During the first airing of my Star Trek series where a kiss was objectionable; many southern stations pulled the episode & condemned the show. Using today’s vernacular it would absolutely be called“woke DEI crap”because it went against “norms” of society for its time. Not a lot seems to have changed.🤷🏼😑

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Can confirm

[JP @jpbrammer]

I believe some entity should give me a bunch of money

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

@ericszyszka your comedy! happy birthday 😊

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

@bootxparty hahahah it's the lack of headphone jack that is the problem for me; I can live with either type, but would prefer wired. I don't trust wireless because you can lose one, run out of battery, etc etc.

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

I am here to complain about the removal of the headphone jack from cell phone devices. this choice was a step backward for our species and we will never recover as a whole. thank you & good day.

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 1 May 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Aw goddamit, RIP Richard Belzer. I just always thought he’d be around ‘cause it seemed like he always was. A true original. #TheBelzBabe

[John F. Kennedy Jr @RealJohnJohnKJR]

HBO has understood the power of ‘water cooler’ television on Sunday nights for a quarter century. You only get that from a weekly episodic series. Binging will never replace the unity of everyone experiencing something at the same time.

[Batman @Batman]

Thank you. 🦇❤️

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

@aaronpaul_8 🙏🏻

[kristina @kwistlemeth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 1 May 2008 (via @twi_age).

[NASA @NASA]

We celebrate the life of Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek actor, trailblazer, and role model, who symbolized to so many what was possible. She partnered with us to recruit some of the first women and minority astronauts, and inspired generations to reach for the stars.

[Bryan Tucker @BTuckertime]

Republicans say that in order to slow gun violence we need to “change the culture.” I agree.

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Except teacher