Dr. Jager

Poet, medievalist, grammar scold, disabled. Mother of twins. Quaker. @GC_CUNY PhD! NYU MFA. Editor, Vernacular Aesthetics. Nazis f$&k off.

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@RealMandeville says I must tweet Carissa Harris’s incredible #NCS2022 plenary, “Chaucer’s Wenches.” Imma try!

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@luinalaska I gave birth to twins who each weighed 7.5 lbs. I almost hemorrhaged to death delivering them.

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@aliciaandrz I can explain three forms of oppression in Chaucer.

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@agaveforward Those labels are gorgeous!

[Ayesha @gothichijabi]

and europeans were throwing fits in my notifications over this

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men really need to stop voicing their opinions on abortion when they can’t stop killing their living, breathing wives and kids.

[Will Rinehart @WillRinehart]

I really hope the Europeans who visit during the next two months realize that the United States is full of amazing people, beautiful sites, and genuine regional diversity. We have our faults, but it’s much better than many imagine. Welcome friends.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Thinking about my Mexican coworker who learned English from a Polish teacher and developed a strong Eastern European accent. A beautiful Chicago story.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@__lohan @nhoodpublicist (My son wears this bonnet!)

[Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson]

Absolutely essential telling of what is unfolding across the South and the nation by @MaraGay for @nytimes.

https://t.co/w6ky5iNvAW

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

potatoes are native to the Americas, you stupid fuck! you can’t do this shit about potatoes, you have absolutely no idea how insane the people of Idaho are about these things, they’ve done things you wouldn’t believe

[Darlyndear🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 @Darlyn215]

Daniel Smith, Believed to Be the Last Child of Enslaved People, Dies at 90 https://t.co/IwjZ5d0pOi

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[Aster 💫 @PsyncinIn]

yesterday a guy told me he'd "take care of dinner" for me while i was having a panic attack only to later reveal that what he meant was he picked out what i was going to be cooking for both of us

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

this is racist as fuck actually

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

In New England I can get an abortion. In Texas, I can’t.

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

You'll find more cultural diversity on a 20 km trip across the border between Switzerland and Austria than between New England and Texas. The idea that Americans are more well traveled because you can drive 100 miles between gas stations in a desert is a massive cope.

[Dr. Jager @kwjager]

@vampirepoem You can get an abortion in San Francisco, but you sure can’t in Boise.

[TucsonTales @TalesTucson]

BREAKING: Both James Talarico and his Latina girlfriend are not only Heritage Americans, unlike North Dakota born Ken Paxton, they're also Heritage TEXANS!!

But, but, but....