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[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Marketing my cat like a new Apple product

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Security guard threw Candy at students to Win tug of war. 😂

[Ibeh @masurge7]

As at when Peter Obi bought his First House in the UK in 1987 my Parents were still Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Jim Ovia hadn't started Zenith Bank yet.

Elumelu had just finished NYSC and was a new staff at Union Bank.

Otedola had just become a Managing Director for the first time at Impact Press.

Dangote was still basically a young trader and hadn't moved into manufacturing yet.

Tinubu was still a mere staff at Mobil.

Pastor Chris was still a Student Pastor.

I could go on and on..

Is this the man you are comparing with the Forger in Aso Rock?

If not for Politics who's Wike, Umahi and even Tinubu to Speak when Obi is talking?
OBI IS COMING

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

The dating pool is full of women trying to be taken care of, not enjoy the man and it’s sad af.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void.

Gone forever.

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

Where is Tinubu?

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

- International passport went from 50k to 100k for 32 pages & 100k to 200k for 64 pages & it didnt lead to an improvement in service
- Telecoms companies increased their call/data tariffs & still didn’t lead to improvement in services
- we are paying “cost reflective pricing” on electricity bands but national grid still collapses
- University tuition fees went from 20k to 250k yet no labs, structures still dilapidated & overcrowded classrooms

But some people think 1 million naira for tuition fees of public universities will make things better.

Crazy set of jokers!

[Itai Sher @itaisher]

The period goes outside of the quotation marks unless it is part of what is being quoted.

[ness ˚₊·͟͟͞͞➳❥ @bigwetfart123]

trying to resolve a misunderstanding with someone whose main motive is to preserve their ego feels like this

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

your partner can’t be stolen from you, they chose someone else.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

There’s nothing to say that hasn’t been said..😰

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

So.. court wedding ?

[Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Mothematiks]

Whoever gets 3 cones is the winner 👌🏾❤️

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

The president who took fuel from N180 to N1,400 in just 3 years is now going to campaign for me about voting for him again because our Governors are earning more, while I'm experiencing the worst economic hardship in Nigeria's history.
No be mumu be that ?

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

So it’s a feminine trait to beg??

[' @M0tion_001]

You no fit see me for settings where them no want me, where them want me sef, I fit no still go.

[Kuda Business @kudabusiness]

The same Kuda Business, but with an even better experience.

More for your business. More for your life.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i don't need my phone to survive a car wash cycle, i just need it to not overheat when i open google maps for 4 minutes

[Ray ✨🍉 @PacificOfRay]

The dog ????😭