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Nice account there, would be a shame if someone, discovered it.

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Was anyone ever so hung?

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A whole k cup every morning you greedy bastard?

[Corporate Absurdity @CorpAbsurdity]

Since when is one cup of coffee a day too much?

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Not employed, not unemployed but a secret third thing

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John hamm removing her hand but then reaching into his backpack to give Dakota Johnson a hammer

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Many fans are showing major respect for Jon Hamm after an old clip has resurfaced where he straight-up removes Dakota Johnson’s hand from her co-star’s ear and tells her to stop.

What is it with Hollywood and the constant weirdos?

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@mmjukic Simple iq is made up

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Casablanca is paced at like tik tok levels

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@blacknredtext Maybe spore

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I’m more of a feral pawg gatherer

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Oh my god

[kache @yacineMTB]

When I worked at twitter; I got ping'd by someone from the bot detection team asking me if my usage was natural -- I hit one of their new test bot detectors. Then I sent him a video of how I use this website and he was like "oh.."

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Was anyone ever so unc?

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Millennials had fapping of course, but they failed to convert it to the identity of the “fapper”. In this way Gen Z has invented superior masturbating technology with the gooner

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Secretariat also made the strongest glue

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This is where John wick killed those guys

[Ally Bell @withtenacity]

Bathhouse walked so this could run

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@Slime0sama Would love to eat gummy bear as an ant

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Spending money on breadline dash when standing in the breadline is much cheaper

[Magills @magills_]

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

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Avicii would not have thought taking a random pill in Ibiza was cool

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Me during the Harry Potter audiobooks

[Hi @bladeegirll]

me watching my bf sleep

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Secretariat also made the strongest glue

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I got over my heroin addiction by finding an even more powerful addiction to studying the severed genitals of roadkill

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This guy needs haircut bot9000

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

At some point there has to be an accounting, some kind of comeuppance, for Learn to Code. It's like we told an entire generation to go to barber school and then 5 years later introduced the HaircutBot9000.