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[Matt Sparkman @mattsparkman]

@KyleClark You display, reliably, some of the worst sense of humor committed to written or televisual media

[Mr. Knobs @knobs_mr]

Before and after brat… @charli_xcx you did me so dirty

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@samjrock Thank you. This is the wearable tech I need

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I wish there was a noise canceling headphone equivalent for your nose; to be used when you’re next to someone on a plane with BO

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Today @Airbnb informed me with 0 explanation that I’ve been “removed from the platform”. My appeal was immediately declined. I’ve been a loyal customer of airbnb for 10 years booking literally all over the world. So gonna spread the word to boycott this trash app. Try @vrbo

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@beachbumrapper Turkey time

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It takes a village to raise the roof

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@samjrock Can’t wait to see what they tell me to do with hbo max tomorrow

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@samjrock Sure does!

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@samjrock Also lol just realized I’ve still got go downloaded on my iPhone

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@samjrock That is ass. What the first thing you’re gonna watch? This?

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@samjrock I miss HBOgo still

[Matt Sparkman @mattsparkman]

COACHELLA LIVESTREAM WATCH PARTY STARTER KIT:

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@beachbumrapper Nooooo!

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@kieferh @mmschocolate So what’s going to happen to m&m world? Maya Rudolph world?

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I love when my toothbrush is for adults and women 🥰

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The best attribute a dog can have is not being a morning person. I want my dog to be as grumpy about having to leave bed as I am in the morning.

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@jackantonoff 😪

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What’s more boring Spotify wrapped or the people who post about hatred of Spotify wrapped?

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@StarshineKitten Yeah real ick

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Jake Lacy is SO good at playing the very annoying hot guy