माझी मुंबई 🇮🇳

देख भाई जाँब है मेरी दुबई मे लेकिन हुं मै मुमबई से खाता हुं दिरहम मे लेकिन सुनता हुं सिरफ अपनी जान की

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Q: What would be Milind's radio show called?

A: Soman Ki Baat.

[Sohail @Sheikh_Says]

[Father's promotion]

Me: Congratulations dad!
Dad: Tu Hume ye bolne ka Mauka kab dega?

[माझी मुंबई 🇮🇳 @kyaukhadegabe]

@narendramodi in #ksa and #uae

[Rust Cohle @oldschoolguy__]

*After getting into a relationship*

Others country~ congratulations bro, god bless u both

India~ Ab dekh saale royega tu, mat par ye sb me

[PreetySharma @kyasharmaji]

Papa Ki Pari
Papa Ki Par
Papa Ki Pa
Papa Ki P
Papa Ki
Papa K
Papa
Pap
Pa
Please Mummy, Aaj Jhaadu Nahi Lagaungi.

[PreetySharma @kyasharmaji]

Me: Papa kehte hai bada naa...

Papa: KAL HI GUPTA JI KE BETE KA RISHTA AAYA THA.

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

*Wishes well for everyone*
Everyone: saale ka zarur apna kuch matlab hoga.

[Abhay @bhandaradigger]

"Ma'am I forgot to do my homework"

"Friend's ko meme's par tag karna bhulte ho kabhi ???"

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Close enough?

[KETAN @ketanpunekarrr]

I did this 😂😂

[Barista Reject @Wittylyidiotic]

M:Maa mujhe fever h
Ma:Le haldi dudh pi
M:Maa mujhe fracture ho gaya
Ma:Le haldi dudh pi
M:Maa AIDS ho gaya
Ma:Le haldi dudh pi
#DoctorsDay

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

Modi : kya karna hai?
PA : GST launch
Modi : kya bolna hai?
PA : kuch bhi bol dijiye, log to "waah waah modiji" hi karege

#GST

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

So happy to be able to hold the two new loves of my life 🙏❤

[माझी मुंबई 🇮🇳 @kyaukhadegabe]

@cricketworldcup @M_Raj03 ✌✌

[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

सोच से संभावनाओं तक का सफर हौसलों और विश्वास से होकर गुजरता है !

[PreetySharma @kyasharmaji]

Friend: Going to five-star hotel with my bae.

Me: Going to shadi's and b'day parties for free food.

#foreversingle

[PreetySharma @kyasharmaji]

There are two types of people while scrolling twitter:

1) Nice Tweet, *Retweets*
2) Achhi tweet h, ruka hi nahi ja raha, *Copied*

[a-Rey-Waah @brushurteeth_03]

Guys at 7 - yeww I don't like girls.

Guys at 17 - I'm a rebel. Mei kisi ki nahi sunta.

Guys at 27 - shaadi toh maine arrange hi karni hai.

[Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed]

When you gotta pass the exam but the meme is dank af.