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[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

For the very first time, we proudly introduce the 2024 U.S. Olympic Men's Gymnastics Team presented by @Xfinity!

➡️ Asher Hong
➡️ Stephen Nedoroscik
➡️ Frederick Richard
➡️ Brody Malone
➡️ Paul Juda

Traveling Replacement Athletes: Khoi Young & Shane Wiskus

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

Jimmy Carter laughs; he has outlived another

[Eman 🇳🇬 @e_exclusivee]

u a yapper but scared to triple text?? #fakeyapper

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sabrina carpenter has charmed me. i don't know anything about her but i think waking up every day and being 4'11 is an act of bravery

[snaily snail ๑ï @snaily00]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

Big year for haters. Real hate is back

[jay🫶🏽 @jxda_]

this girl on judge judy gon say she suffers from depression and anxiety bc of her husband’s other bm. judge judy said “no, ur depressed because ur 20 years old with 4 kids and a husband who is incarcerated. that would put anybody in a depressive state.” i screamed!😭😭😭😭

[emoni @emoniFela]

“freaky ass nigga”
“69 Gawd”
“what is it the braids!?”
“A Minoooooor”
“WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP”
“Croadie”
“if not im YNW Melly”
“Don’t tell no lies bout me, and I won’t tell truths bout you”

the caption material alone will go down in history

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

Harry Styles is 30 years old with SIX movies based on fan fictions about him. his therapy sessions gotta be INTENSE. I know he’s tired

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[tara ౨ৎ MISSES HARRY @tarasfearless]

you know how to ball i know aristotle

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[kyeezy155 @kyeezy155]

I was gonna text my old situationship after hearing loml and then downloading hinge instead

[m 🌊 @taylorswiftliar]

using “fresh out the slammer, I know who my first call will be to” as a metaphor for finally being single and wanting to date matty healy is such an insane thing to admit in 2024

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

[kyeezy155 @kyeezy155]

IM NOT OK 15 MORE SONGS

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande does the glambot at the #Oscars.