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I got hacked by some dipshit so sorry if someone name Randy messaged you.

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@WadeCorrell Yes a mfer can 😎

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I don’t ask for much. I just want almond butter uncrustables. Please & Thank you @Uncrustables

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the surreal beauty of wisteria flowers.

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@shawtyastrology 8th house and just rich

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@autidogg

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Your parents could afford name brand Harry Potter movies?

Must be nice.

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I can’t wait until my daughter is in college and I can send her Valentine care packages that are better than any a crusty frat boy could muster up.

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@mysticbrigid It hit me like 20 min before we landed and I held it as long as I could then when we were all getting off the plane I yelled at Matt and told him to just push through people and I got to the little hallway before getting in the airport and just threw up everywhere like 4 times

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You don’t know pain & embarrassment until you get food poisoning the same day you have to fly home and it doesn’t hit you until you’re getting off the first flight where you proceed to throw up on the ground in front of everyone else getting off your flight.

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You know what else is weird but fucking beautiful besides snow on the beach??

Me.

Follow me for me tips & tricks to make your mental health 10/10

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My Baby: *barely bonks head*

Me: *kind of laughs*

Baby: oh yeah? I’m going to cry so hard about this that I throw up all over you. Keep laughing bitch

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Put this on my tombstone

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Listen, I’m not saying I WILL, but sometimes I WANT…. To be a lil toxic. I am not sorry and I’ll take no questions at this time.

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Can’t trust a person who doesn’t take their music apps seriously.

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@LavenousCAM2 The amount of shit talk they all say to each other is wild 😂 they are all so angry

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Since our baby has been born, it’s been tradition for Matt and I to watch really bad early 2000 reality tv. We began with wife swap and are currently on ink master.

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The other day my husband told me that I’m usually pretty funny as is but the other night I had him laughing to the point of tears and I take that as one of my biggest victories. Making people laugh is one of the best feelings, hands down.

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@HaileeV_ Thank you!! ♥️♥️😘