kyle

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

fuck marry kill: watergate, 9/11, or january 6th

[alex @aloomf]

If you haven’t heard of 9/11

[peaksossial @levitruvien]

T’appelles la police prcq ton voisin est entrain de battre sa femme et ils te disent non on doit courir après mr beast

[dominic🔔 @ballhogdom]

Charlie Kirk died thinking it was Maxey’s team

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Claude - repair my VPs marriage and relationship with his children

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

city of denver is advertising just hole?

[laluchi @go2jupiter]

(ex-catholicly) he’s right

[kyle @kyle_8ball]

@J0nesToChina You ever heard of “allegations”? That’s when he fell off. Cause he could no longer “get off”… he’s scum

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

What she’s reading

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Imagine fleeing from 9/11 while wearing this

[Sir Humphrey @pinstripedline]

I love the 'second time in history' note!

[Reginald Beanstalk @ReggieHoggedUp]

Getting rug pulled after investing my life savings in SanduskyCoin

[Dan Gheesling @DanGheesling]

There had to be a better acronym

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

A generational wordsmith I’ll be telling my kids and grandkids about

[kyle @kyle_8ball]

@keilaaman There’s a reason the water ends there and starts there… thanks for disrupting your own fucking environment

[kyle @kyle_8ball]

@HARLANDHIGHWAY There’s always at least one 35-45 year old white woman who thinks her opinion matters at a comedy show

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this world cup taught me that foreign racism is on another level

[kyle @kyle_8ball]

@samuel_mic23520 @richies_donsav “Screamers” were anything outside the box and “good goals” were anything inside the box that wasn’t a pen or tap in… a shit person made this shit scoring system