Kyhole kiltorborne

mom snatchin since 04

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Are hands are like little claws and life is really just a big game of claw

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

I just saw a homeless person with a bbq next to his tent, man knows his priorities

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Better watch yourself, I might just rick roll your ass

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

My social battery feels like when your phone dies, and then you finally get it to turn back on, only for it to die again

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

“Douche canoe” is my new favorite term

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Monkey tail beards should be a reason to get fired.

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Coke better referred to as bubbly ass

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Just know Imma b mental dabbing you up dawg

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

I’m ready to be a dolphin #ReincarnationGods

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Chicken nuggets should be a currency

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

I like to set my real plant next to my fake plant to let it know it’s replaceable

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Dawg chill we can share the M&Ms

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Snoop dogg explain what you meant when you said “he wants the cute one, I want the fat one
Bet she pay what she weigh” #SnoopWantsHigherTaxesForFatPeople

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Ads will literally stop showing up on my feed as soon as I want the product

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

There needs to be more piñatas.

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Men with cancer literally need more love then these scorpion dudes, pfft some people

[kimora @kimorav4]

scorpio men >>>> cancer men 💕

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

As Kodak once said "You gonna make me knock off your Potato” be careful out there👀

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

Future job can’t be mad about what I post on Friday’s. #NoFilterFriday

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

We might be in a worldwide pandemic but at least Starbucks takes my cash #DutchbrosDoBetter

[Kyhole kiltorborne @kyle_kelterborn]

I’m no raindrop, but I would envy snowflakes